War...what is it good for? A WHOLE LOTTA FUN!!!
Alright comrades! As of this moment, to prepare for the upcoming battle, I am militarizing the FLA temporarily so that we can annihilate our enemies and show them the power of FRIENDSHIP!!!
Anyone on my team that was not already a member of the FLA prior to now has officially been drafted. That's right, regardless of physical condition or mental stability. Uncle Schrodinger wants YOU! Unfortunately, our effectiveness will not be at 100% since I am not allowed to...well...just show up> on the other team's side and kill them all. Therefore, we will have to rely on our superior cunning and overwhelming cuteness to see us through! Also, since I AM the leader of the FLA, proper military strategy insists that everyone else stand in front of me to insure that morale remains high. This is a sacrifice that I'm willing to have you make, but know now that it is all for a good cause.
Now, who wants to be my second-in-command....and get to stand directly in front of me?
Anyone on my team that was not already a member of the FLA prior to now has officially been drafted. That's right, regardless of physical condition or mental stability. Uncle Schrodinger wants YOU! Unfortunately, our effectiveness will not be at 100% since I am not allowed to...well...just show up> on the other team's side and kill them all. Therefore, we will have to rely on our superior cunning and overwhelming cuteness to see us through! Also, since I AM the leader of the FLA, proper military strategy insists that everyone else stand in front of me to insure that morale remains high. This is a sacrifice that I'm willing to have you make, but know now that it is all for a good cause.
Now, who wants to be my second-in-command....and get to stand directly in front of me?