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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Not telling who.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Xbox and work are taking over my life. Once I get more books to read(Kinokunya and the Strand, here I come))
✓ I own lots of books. (On computers, mostly.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Blind as hell without them. I literally can't function without my glasses. I think I should have a backup pair somewhere.)
✓ I love to play video games. (And I'd own your ass at them, too.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Inhaled enough secondhand here, though.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (What's wrong with a little porn once in a while?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I think I've handled all my relationships amicably.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I get into trouble a lot with it though.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Um...how about "every other word?" at some points...but usually I'm well spoken.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Colder to the world, warmer to my own self-interests. It's a sad truth, but it's what the world has done to me.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Never know when you'll need a Gemma!)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (My own. 5th metatarsal. First playing soccer, then it never fully healed, then jumping rope.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Not necessarily about the Government or something, but I just wonder what people are thinking about me.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Doesn't everyone? That's why I'm slaving away at this place instead of spending my summers carefree.)
✓ I love sushi. (Yay!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I don't think I do, but I've been told I communicate excessively fast. Even faster with my twin sister. Apparently watching us having a conversation is like watching a Micro Machines commercial.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Um, who does?)
× I have long hair. (Actually, it's really short. and I'm going to cut it again.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Wanna go to vegas. Maybe for my graduation trip.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two sisters. I love them dearly, but it's taken me a while to admit that. They tortured me a lot growing up:))
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Do wigs count?)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Otherwise I wouldn't know who to ignore!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (most of the time, especially since I started going to the gym.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic. (Some people say I am. I say I'm realistic.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (I have them sometimes.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (What's wrong with providing a business with regulated health codes? It'd probably do the prostitutes a lot of good. They'd get benefits and shit.)
× I slept with a roommate. (No, but I want to. Just sleep though. nothing sexual:-p)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Guess!)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I can be really mellow sometimes.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I don't think I do, but apparently I do.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Um...dont' ask.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (To certain people. others just make me nervous.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I can't stand sweatpants but PJ pants are comfy. Job won't let me live in them though, no pockets.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (weird for a guy, huh?)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I check it all the time. come on, you do too.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I love my mom...but sometimes...*sigh*)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (603-491-5053 call me sometime I'm lonely.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I hate doing it.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (someone(s))
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (and I like it like that.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (The bigger question is who wants to have my babies?)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Ewwww)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to latex and water chestnuts. They carry the same major histocompatibility molecules.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I like asking questions)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Only when I like them. If I'm quiet and reserved around you, I like you, probably. If I'm not, I may still like you.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Actually not. I make mine, 100% fresh.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I didn't really care for alcohol, but you know me, I'm a gigantic fucking pothead.:-p)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Yeah baby.)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (It's the ultimate procrastination tool.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Operative word: SOME)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (No question.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Only about work things, I think.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Because damn yeah, I'm a sexy bitch. Grrrow. How could it not have advanced my career?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I like handing out good candy instead of getting it though.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (No, but I've had close friends date my exs before.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (VACATION!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Trying to figure out why I don't like them so much. I've been getting better at adjusting to them though)
✓ Democrat. (Kind of)
✓ Republican. (I agree with some historical republican ideals before they got all Religious Right on me.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I struggle to define myself.)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Everyone I've dated has been younger than me. I'm thinking I should try older women. I hear they're better in bed too.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Tito learned his lesson.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Slipknot, double knot.)
✓ I can work on a car. (Doesn't mean I'll actually fix anything though...)
✓ I love my job(s). (I bitch and moan but there's no job I'd rather have.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (A hot sexy intelligent man, who wouldn't be?)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Two words. Prince Albert. Yeah. That's right. Didn't know that, did you? The ladies like it. :-p)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (If you mean something spanning a gap, yeah.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (So cute! Plus Turtle is like the cutest word ever. EVER.)
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Gotta look good for the women.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Once i figure out what that is.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Several, actually. Bet you didn't know that.)
✓ I hate office jobs. (Yet I'm in one.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (but I now live in CT year round. So where do I really go? Do I get a discount?)
× I am adopted. (Sometimes I feel that way...)
× I am a pyro. (Hell yes. BURN FUCKER!! !MUAHAHAHA!)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Almost...)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Who knows if it was intentional or not, it still hurt.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Story.of.my.life.)
× I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends on the cover though.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Can't say I do...)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (It's the CLAW!)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I have ridden a horse in HS Scary but beautiful.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (This one, and one where I was 2 years old. It's in the dresser drawer at home.)
× I talk in my sleep. (I apparently don't move. I wake up in the exact same position I started in.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Midieval England. Yeah. I'm a big fan.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Why do you think I work so much?)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Never touch the stuff. It's dangerous.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (I can do it with both hands baby, Play squash, what did you think I meant?:-p)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Hell I'd live in a nudist colony anyway. Seeing people naked is half the fun!)
× I have terrible teeth. (They're getting worse because I keep grinding them from stress.)
✓ I hate my toes. (Have you *seen* my feet?)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Just 'cause it's fun and I can.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Sad but true.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (NH, CT, FL.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (In terms of physical flexibility or what?)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I like getting both. Please hug and/or kiss me. Lots. Thanks:))
× I want to own my own business. (Maybe. I don't mind working for people.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Please message me if you would like to be the "anything else". ;))
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I get "odd" a lot...)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm a sucker, what can I say?)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Bet you didn't know I can peg you in the head with a high-powered rifle from a 500 yards away? Or know how to use a shotgun and pistol? Yay for NH.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I like the way women look in anything. Especially naked. :-p)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I'm learning not to care.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I've been told I'm optimistic.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Can be fun sometimes. But people usually don't want to play...besides how does one suggest such a thing in not-mixed company?)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (not in the normal way though...ask me sometime.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (I'm getting better at it though. Sometimes I just need my alone time.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. ("No es amor, lo que tu sientes, se llamo...." Bonus points for people who know that song:))
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Video games.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (or so I'm learning people think I am.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (It follows me around like a regal robe.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (I want to.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I love my pops.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I seek approval. What can I say. I'm learning to have confidence in myself though.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (101101011010110101110001110101.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I need absolute silence. Tell that to the screaming bitches next door.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Unfortunately, I'm at a loss for good books. Strand, here I come!)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fact: I am awesome. I like reading that.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Um, several all nighters too?)
✓ I have no piercings. (No holes in this body except the ones God made me with.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Waiting for a train, silly.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I have issues.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (My parents are together.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (See above. I have issues. I think being blessed with enough intelligence is also a curse.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Animals will never betray you.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sega Genesis, playstation, etc.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I LOVE TO WORK OUT! WOOOOO!)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (It gets me into trouble. Lots of trouble. Ask me anything, I don't lie.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Several, actually.)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (As a guy, that's not really exciting...)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (They get all the fancy clothes...and BOOBS.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I do like the cock, but not much else. Guys don't have boobs. I have a cock. I think I have a thing for protruding objects.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Stomach will kill me if I neglect it.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (When the music stops, the rest is silence.)
× I dislike milk. (I love milk. It's definitely done my body good. mmmmmm mmmmm!)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (Working in my job, sometimes you just feel dirty.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Like...my wallet?)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I'm losing it. I've always wanted Fabio Hair.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Don't know if I'm succeding. I over-analyze a lot.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Who doesn't sometimes?)
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Damn straight.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Cong. (Oooh that was evil of me! EVIL!:)))
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Possibly. I dont' really know. Ask me later.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I'm very sympathetic.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Sometimes people just aren't funny...Dave Chapelle, now there's some funny shit.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Shit if someone paid me to take off my clothes and ogle me so they could jerk off, I'd feel complimented.:-p)
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I want to soooo bad. But nobody wants to play. And I feel bad asking to be in a group.)
✓ I love to sing. (I do it in public sometimes.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (not telling.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (mmm naked in the water.)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (one, in particular.)
✓ I am a twin! (Yeah bitches. Twin power!)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I sleep less than 6 usually.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I hope that I have hair by then too.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Itunes only.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (But again, like strip poker, nobody wants to play with me:()
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I love singing to power ballads. Yeah.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Squash is like crack.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (You all are awesome, but i like hanging out sometimes.)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (True. I don't hate people though.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Never had starbucks.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Not telling who.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Xbox and work are taking over my life. Once I get more books to read(Kinokunya and the Strand, here I come))
✓ I own lots of books. (On computers, mostly.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Blind as hell without them. I literally can't function without my glasses. I think I should have a backup pair somewhere.)
✓ I love to play video games. (And I'd own your ass at them, too.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Inhaled enough secondhand here, though.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (What's wrong with a little porn once in a while?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I think I've handled all my relationships amicably.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I get into trouble a lot with it though.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Um...how about "every other word?" at some points...but usually I'm well spoken.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Colder to the world, warmer to my own self-interests. It's a sad truth, but it's what the world has done to me.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Never know when you'll need a Gemma!)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (My own. 5th metatarsal. First playing soccer, then it never fully healed, then jumping rope.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Not necessarily about the Government or something, but I just wonder what people are thinking about me.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Doesn't everyone? That's why I'm slaving away at this place instead of spending my summers carefree.)
✓ I love sushi. (Yay!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I don't think I do, but I've been told I communicate excessively fast. Even faster with my twin sister. Apparently watching us having a conversation is like watching a Micro Machines commercial.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Um, who does?)
× I have long hair. (Actually, it's really short. and I'm going to cut it again.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Wanna go to vegas. Maybe for my graduation trip.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two sisters. I love them dearly, but it's taken me a while to admit that. They tortured me a lot growing up:))
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Do wigs count?)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Otherwise I wouldn't know who to ignore!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (most of the time, especially since I started going to the gym.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic. (Some people say I am. I say I'm realistic.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (I have them sometimes.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (What's wrong with providing a business with regulated health codes? It'd probably do the prostitutes a lot of good. They'd get benefits and shit.)
× I slept with a roommate. (No, but I want to. Just sleep though. nothing sexual:-p)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Guess!)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I can be really mellow sometimes.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I don't think I do, but apparently I do.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Um...dont' ask.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (To certain people. others just make me nervous.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I can't stand sweatpants but PJ pants are comfy. Job won't let me live in them though, no pockets.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (weird for a guy, huh?)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I check it all the time. come on, you do too.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I love my mom...but sometimes...*sigh*)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (603-491-5053 call me sometime I'm lonely.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I hate doing it.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (someone(s))
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (and I like it like that.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (The bigger question is who wants to have my babies?)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Ewwww)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to latex and water chestnuts. They carry the same major histocompatibility molecules.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I like asking questions)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Only when I like them. If I'm quiet and reserved around you, I like you, probably. If I'm not, I may still like you.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Actually not. I make mine, 100% fresh.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I didn't really care for alcohol, but you know me, I'm a gigantic fucking pothead.:-p)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Yeah baby.)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (It's the ultimate procrastination tool.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Operative word: SOME)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (No question.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Only about work things, I think.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Because damn yeah, I'm a sexy bitch. Grrrow. How could it not have advanced my career?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I like handing out good candy instead of getting it though.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (No, but I've had close friends date my exs before.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (VACATION!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Trying to figure out why I don't like them so much. I've been getting better at adjusting to them though)
✓ Democrat. (Kind of)
✓ Republican. (I agree with some historical republican ideals before they got all Religious Right on me.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I struggle to define myself.)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Everyone I've dated has been younger than me. I'm thinking I should try older women. I hear they're better in bed too.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Tito learned his lesson.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Slipknot, double knot.)
✓ I can work on a car. (Doesn't mean I'll actually fix anything though...)
✓ I love my job(s). (I bitch and moan but there's no job I'd rather have.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (A hot sexy intelligent man, who wouldn't be?)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Two words. Prince Albert. Yeah. That's right. Didn't know that, did you? The ladies like it. :-p)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (If you mean something spanning a gap, yeah.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (So cute! Plus Turtle is like the cutest word ever. EVER.)
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Gotta look good for the women.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Once i figure out what that is.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Several, actually. Bet you didn't know that.)
✓ I hate office jobs. (Yet I'm in one.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (but I now live in CT year round. So where do I really go? Do I get a discount?)
× I am adopted. (Sometimes I feel that way...)
× I am a pyro. (Hell yes. BURN FUCKER!! !MUAHAHAHA!)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Almost...)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Who knows if it was intentional or not, it still hurt.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Story.of.my.life.)
× I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends on the cover though.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Can't say I do...)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (It's the CLAW!)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I have ridden a horse in HS Scary but beautiful.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (This one, and one where I was 2 years old. It's in the dresser drawer at home.)
× I talk in my sleep. (I apparently don't move. I wake up in the exact same position I started in.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Midieval England. Yeah. I'm a big fan.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Why do you think I work so much?)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Never touch the stuff. It's dangerous.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (I can do it with both hands baby, Play squash, what did you think I meant?:-p)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Hell I'd live in a nudist colony anyway. Seeing people naked is half the fun!)
× I have terrible teeth. (They're getting worse because I keep grinding them from stress.)
✓ I hate my toes. (Have you *seen* my feet?)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Just 'cause it's fun and I can.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Sad but true.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (NH, CT, FL.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (In terms of physical flexibility or what?)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I like getting both. Please hug and/or kiss me. Lots. Thanks:))
× I want to own my own business. (Maybe. I don't mind working for people.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Please message me if you would like to be the "anything else". ;))
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I get "odd" a lot...)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm a sucker, what can I say?)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Bet you didn't know I can peg you in the head with a high-powered rifle from a 500 yards away? Or know how to use a shotgun and pistol? Yay for NH.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I like the way women look in anything. Especially naked. :-p)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I'm learning not to care.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I've been told I'm optimistic.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Can be fun sometimes. But people usually don't want to play...besides how does one suggest such a thing in not-mixed company?)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (not in the normal way though...ask me sometime.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (I'm getting better at it though. Sometimes I just need my alone time.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. ("No es amor, lo que tu sientes, se llamo...." Bonus points for people who know that song:))
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Video games.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (or so I'm learning people think I am.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (It follows me around like a regal robe.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (I want to.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I love my pops.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I seek approval. What can I say. I'm learning to have confidence in myself though.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (101101011010110101110001110101.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I need absolute silence. Tell that to the screaming bitches next door.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Unfortunately, I'm at a loss for good books. Strand, here I come!)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fact: I am awesome. I like reading that.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Um, several all nighters too?)
✓ I have no piercings. (No holes in this body except the ones God made me with.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Waiting for a train, silly.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I have issues.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (My parents are together.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (See above. I have issues. I think being blessed with enough intelligence is also a curse.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Animals will never betray you.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sega Genesis, playstation, etc.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I LOVE TO WORK OUT! WOOOOO!)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (It gets me into trouble. Lots of trouble. Ask me anything, I don't lie.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Several, actually.)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (As a guy, that's not really exciting...)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (They get all the fancy clothes...and BOOBS.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I do like the cock, but not much else. Guys don't have boobs. I have a cock. I think I have a thing for protruding objects.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Stomach will kill me if I neglect it.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (When the music stops, the rest is silence.)
× I dislike milk. (I love milk. It's definitely done my body good. mmmmmm mmmmm!)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (Working in my job, sometimes you just feel dirty.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Like...my wallet?)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I'm losing it. I've always wanted Fabio Hair.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Don't know if I'm succeding. I over-analyze a lot.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Who doesn't sometimes?)
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Damn straight.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Cong. (Oooh that was evil of me! EVIL!:)))
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Possibly. I dont' really know. Ask me later.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I'm very sympathetic.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Sometimes people just aren't funny...Dave Chapelle, now there's some funny shit.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Shit if someone paid me to take off my clothes and ogle me so they could jerk off, I'd feel complimented.:-p)
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I want to soooo bad. But nobody wants to play. And I feel bad asking to be in a group.)
✓ I love to sing. (I do it in public sometimes.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (not telling.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (mmm naked in the water.)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (one, in particular.)
✓ I am a twin! (Yeah bitches. Twin power!)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I sleep less than 6 usually.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I hope that I have hair by then too.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Itunes only.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (But again, like strip poker, nobody wants to play with me:()
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I love singing to power ballads. Yeah.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Squash is like crack.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (You all are awesome, but i like hanging out sometimes.)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (True. I don't hate people though.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Never had starbucks.)