GRETCHEN'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Hello.
Gretchen is turning 26 on November the 8th. She picked a crummy day of the week to have a birthday, so we are celebrating on a more convenient day for me (and hopefully everyone else). On Saturday, November 12th at, say, 4pmish, we will be partying hearty with mass consumption of alcohol, playing games such as pin the ball-gag on Condoleezza, and roasting Gretchen before giving her her fabulous birthday gifts.
Cookies and punch.
Call me for directions to my house. If you don't call me, I will hunt you down.
Love,
Joe