the smallest chicken
...aka Pool Rave Awesome 2008...
There is a pair of underwear on our porch. I think some folks got naked in the hot tub last night. I'm doin tha humpty dance, while cleaning up the aftermath, which, thanks to our awesome friends is nothing more than a few beer cans. Surprisingly, my hair is soft, possibly due to the beer-washing it got last night, ROBIN. Fumbles abound. I think we freaked out the foreign neighbors who were probably coming down to the pool to do it in the hot tub. OK, and what the fuck was up with creepy duck guy? His presence irked me. I think he was expecting an invite to our little shindig while he was sitting next to the pool eyeing us all. When did Chad get in the bed? I had to leave him on the floor with his foot up my computer's ass because he has no tolerance for riding in cars when he's been drinking. My two-minute decision to buy a bathing suit at Target turned out to be a decent one.
Yipes! Stripes! Fruit Stripe Gum! Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm. But still I do the humpty dance. Hey yo fat girl come here, are ya ticklish? Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny; that never stopped me from gettin busy. I'm a freak.
Next time somebody bring a volleyball, please. Because there will be a next time. I think we should do this every weekend.
There is a pair of underwear on our porch. I think some folks got naked in the hot tub last night. I'm doin tha humpty dance, while cleaning up the aftermath, which, thanks to our awesome friends is nothing more than a few beer cans. Surprisingly, my hair is soft, possibly due to the beer-washing it got last night, ROBIN. Fumbles abound. I think we freaked out the foreign neighbors who were probably coming down to the pool to do it in the hot tub. OK, and what the fuck was up with creepy duck guy? His presence irked me. I think he was expecting an invite to our little shindig while he was sitting next to the pool eyeing us all. When did Chad get in the bed? I had to leave him on the floor with his foot up my computer's ass because he has no tolerance for riding in cars when he's been drinking. My two-minute decision to buy a bathing suit at Target turned out to be a decent one.
Yipes! Stripes! Fruit Stripe Gum! Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm. But still I do the humpty dance. Hey yo fat girl come here, are ya ticklish? Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny; that never stopped me from gettin busy. I'm a freak.
Next time somebody bring a volleyball, please. Because there will be a next time. I think we should do this every weekend.