Whoopsie!
I'm a guy and a I can admit that. I wouldn't quite go so far as "confirmed bachelor", but pretty darn close.
Anyway, I just went to put some ravioli in the microwave, but it wouldn't sit flat on the turntable. It turns out that there was a bag of sweet peas in one of those steamer microwavable bags…that I had forgotten to consume at least two nights ago.
Good thing I was watching Rizoli and Isles and got a craving for ravioli. This story could have ended much worse than it did.