Hey, I'm new to this community, and you all rock! Thanks for giving me much-needed laughs.
On the
Something Awful Forums, I came across a
thread in which somebody said, "I work for a publishers of scientific journals, and while no one is going to do Lancet/Cell slash, I'd be interested to know in case something involving derivative work comes up".
That sounds like a challenge to me. Sadly, I have far too much work to even think of writing one right now, but if anybody else wants to, have at it!