This is hilarious!
>This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't
>change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
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>1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
>love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
>and skin smooth.
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>2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
>skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
>your skin glow.
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>3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
>dinner.
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>4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
>tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
>swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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>5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
>into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
>feeling of well-being.
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>6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
>active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
>These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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>7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
>EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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>8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kiss ing encourages
>saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
>causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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>9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
>the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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>10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
>antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and ha y fever.
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>This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in
>a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the
>world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will
>visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn,
>send it on.
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>If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of
>your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot
>and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who
>doesn't)? Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
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>Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.
>Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
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>Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if
>you are not superstitious