letter to santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July hafwit and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I broke fluffaderm's X-Box (-12 points). Last week I helped animadversio hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for caesarslaad (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (162 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
scholarazrael