When Work Humor Fails

[schojo]

If my midget coworker makes the joke about how she doesn't have any gay scissors to lend me, again, I may not be able to pretend to laugh anymore.

Comments

Re: Pretending

[schojo]

I could try, but then it wouldn't have that zesty realism of which I am so fond.

P.S. Knowing midgets personally rocks so much harder than pretending to have something interesting to write. And you should be jealous because Trey (from Phish) taught my other coworker, who just got back from vacation today, how to play the guitar.
P.P.S. Good luck on the rest of your finals.

[zanosaurus]

what?!

Oops.

[schojo]

I think I didn't answer your question the first time I tried, so I'll try again. I have a midget coworker and whenever I have asked for a pair of straight scissors, she replies that she doesn't have any gay ones. She is ridiculous in a bad way. And has a tongue ring.