A limerick, courtesy of yours truly:

There once was a bloke named Gorringe

Who hailed from a village near Blorenge.

He tried to find rhymes

At various times

And said "I can even rhyme 'orange'!"


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Every limerick ever:

There once was an X from place B,

Who satisfied predicate P,

The X did thing A,

In a specified way,

Resulting in circumstance C.

"Every haiku ever" is left as an exercise for the reader. :)