ho ho ho
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I bought porn for jonnyforbis (10 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for bergymaximus (-10 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I pushed aylamichelle in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (310 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
schnauhugz