I will sucker-punch the world for you if that's what you want.
In fact, I am hoping to be able to do it for you all very soon. Oh, it's not anger; it's strange and rare sensations called inner peace, satisfaction and happiness. Yes, that's right all, be wary of making me too happy because it makes me violent. Violent, but in a good way. In fact, it's a lot like Katamari Damacy.
What? You don't know about Katamari?
*flies at you with sucker-punch prepared!*
Get on the trolley, folks! See, that's how I feel. I've had an awesome day thanks to some nice events but mostly to awesome people (if you don't know who you are, you will soon) and I feel ace, awesome, fantastic and super-sweet. And there are two reasons why you wouldn't be feeling the same:
1) It's the world's fault and I will happily punch its face out if it would make your day better.
2) It's your fault and it's your face that will receive punching!
Let happy, glorious punching commence!
Why else am I happy? Do I really have reason? Not really, so the face of the world will still be bruised shortly by my world-face-punching-mittens.
What things contributed to this mood? Well...
I'm on leave. Paid leave for the first time in six years. The feeling is good.
Also...
I was invited to drinks. I said yes. I said yes to awesome drinks with an awesome person. I was very happily reminded that there are awesome, smart, attractive, funny, insightful and charismatic people in the world. And I get to meet them every so often.
Also...
I was invited to Texas Hold'em. I said yes and actually held my own. Terrible start to the night (first hand I went all-in and lost with a Full House, Q's over K's! (the dude had K's over Q's)). By the end of the night though, I was on the final table and bowed out in fourth place. Terrible hands all night. I did awesomely considering.
Also...
I am actually beginning to feel relaxed for the first time in months or years. It will be short-lived. But it's still happening, people! Actually, I can't remember the last time I was actually relaxed. That's fucked, but at least for tonight, things are okay.
Also...
I've just put all of this behind a post so it's now your fault if you've read all this by mistake. Bamn! I am awesome for lj-cutting!
Also...
Mr Satan is looking at me and Moider is being very cute. I've gone all gooey with smiles for them both.
Also...
Too many little things to mention right now. So many, I can't even list an example.
And I'm done
What? You don't know about Katamari?
*flies at you with sucker-punch prepared!*
Get on the trolley, folks! See, that's how I feel. I've had an awesome day thanks to some nice events but mostly to awesome people (if you don't know who you are, you will soon) and I feel ace, awesome, fantastic and super-sweet. And there are two reasons why you wouldn't be feeling the same:
1) It's the world's fault and I will happily punch its face out if it would make your day better.
2) It's your fault and it's your face that will receive punching!
Let happy, glorious punching commence!
Why else am I happy? Do I really have reason? Not really, so the face of the world will still be bruised shortly by my world-face-punching-mittens.
What things contributed to this mood? Well...
I'm on leave. Paid leave for the first time in six years. The feeling is good.
Also...
I was invited to drinks. I said yes. I said yes to awesome drinks with an awesome person. I was very happily reminded that there are awesome, smart, attractive, funny, insightful and charismatic people in the world. And I get to meet them every so often.
Also...
I was invited to Texas Hold'em. I said yes and actually held my own. Terrible start to the night (first hand I went all-in and lost with a Full House, Q's over K's! (the dude had K's over Q's)). By the end of the night though, I was on the final table and bowed out in fourth place. Terrible hands all night. I did awesomely considering.
Also...
I am actually beginning to feel relaxed for the first time in months or years. It will be short-lived. But it's still happening, people! Actually, I can't remember the last time I was actually relaxed. That's fucked, but at least for tonight, things are okay.
Also...
I've just put all of this behind a post so it's now your fault if you've read all this by mistake. Bamn! I am awesome for lj-cutting!
Also...
Mr Satan is looking at me and Moider is being very cute. I've gone all gooey with smiles for them both.
Also...
Too many little things to mention right now. So many, I can't even list an example.
And I'm done