Shut up. I have some things to say and/or ask.
Could the new "White BlackBerry Pearl" be the most stupidly colourful name for a product ever?
There's every chance I could be drunk AND in bed by 10pm tonight!
How do people make their imagination real? I want faster internet and it's just not happening?
Thanks to Futurama, I am close to realising that I've spent more than $100 on a band that "doesn't rock". (Any guesses? First correct answer claims NerdKingForADay crown.)
I am filled with a desire to surf the net with a shotgun in place of the mouse, to have dominion over the Everlasting Foghorn of Delete for bad links and pages, and a pristine swimming pool to project movies onto such that during moments or high drama or brilliant comedy I can fall from the rafters in to said pool and ruin everything, everywhere, everybody. ENDS. (Name that homage, nerds!)
There's every chance I could be drunk AND in bed by 10pm tonight!
How do people make their imagination real? I want faster internet and it's just not happening?
Thanks to Futurama, I am close to realising that I've spent more than $100 on a band that "doesn't rock". (Any guesses? First correct answer claims NerdKingForADay crown.)
I am filled with a desire to surf the net with a shotgun in place of the mouse, to have dominion over the Everlasting Foghorn of Delete for bad links and pages, and a pristine swimming pool to project movies onto such that during moments or high drama or brilliant comedy I can fall from the rafters in to said pool and ruin everything, everywhere, everybody. ENDS. (Name that homage, nerds!)