12-character meme - those are fun!
I love these "pick some characters and put them in strange situations" memes! Here's one I got from _silverfox.
The characters are from Girl Genius, theskytides RP, or both.
1. Agatha Heterodyne
2. Aizen
3. Dimo
4. Gin Ichimaru
5. Jenka
6. Klaus Wulfenbach
7. Mamma Gkika
8. Maxim
9. Othar Trygvassen, Gentleman Adventurer
10. Tank Girl
11. The Unstoppable Higgs
12. Zeetha, daughter of Chump
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Klaus) or 11 (Higgs)?
Hmm. Actually, that's a very good question. My first thought was Klaus, of course, but unflappability may be important in teaching than actual knowledge... Depends on the college and class, I suppose.
2. Do you think 2 (Aizen) is hot? How hot?
God yes. Very. Not so much because of looks (not that there's anything wrong with them), but character.
3. 12 (Zeetha) sends 8 (Maxim) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Get more booze. It succeeds unless Maxim gets too drunk to walk before he's back. Or gets too distracted with the fight (what fight? I don't know, but of course there's going to be a fight!).
4. What is or would be 9 (Othar)'s favorite book?
Malleus Malleficarum?...
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Aizen) to swear fealty to 6 (Klaus), or the other way around?
...
What was the question again? I think my brain's refusing to accept this as a valid sentence.
6. For whatever reason, 5 (Jenka) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 (Jenka) share a studio apartment with 9 (Othar) or with 10 (Tank Girl)?
With Othar, because it would be funny! Seriously though, definitely Tank Girl. I think they'd get along pretty well.
7. 2 (Aizen), 7 (Mamma), and 12 (Zeetha) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They go wherever Mamma wants, because I think both Aizen and Zeetha might listen to her. Either Mamma and Zeetha talk about sex and/or violence and Aizen listens with an expression of mild interest (while filing all the information in his head and thinking of how the other two could be used), or Aizen and Mamma have one of these confusing conversations where everything has a second and possibly third meaning, and Zeetha listens silently, having figured out something is going on but not trusting herself to participate.
8. 3 (Dimo) challenges 10 (Tank Girl) to a duel. What happens?
Well, first they have a drink together. Or ten.
...
At some point late in the evening they remember there was supposed to be a fight, and get started enthusiastically, but they're too drunk to figure out who's winning, so they eventually decide to sleep it off and give it a more serious try tomorrow. Unless they just decide to pass out on the floor, whoever lives closer invites the other to sleep over. They make out on the street, and have fantastic sex until they fall asleep.
...
They wake up sometime in the afternoon, have sex, breakfast, more sex, and finally realize they were supposed to have a fight. So they decide they need to have a few drinks first...
9. If 1 (Agatha) stole 8 (Maxim)'s most precious possession, how would 8 (Maxim) get it back?
...ask nicely? I don't think he has much of an option.
If that failed, he'd go to Mamma for help. She'd agree, but demand something difficult and embarassing in return - and Maxim would do it, because he really loves his hat.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Mamma) and 12 (Zeetha) both attain what they most desire.
Well, they find Skifander, and Mamma gets to be high priestess of the sex goddess or something. I suck at titles though.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Gin) and 1 (Agatha) to work together?
I think Gin counts as a plot device here...
12. If 7 (Mamma) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
She'd get me drunk, hook me up with a fun guy - or several - for casual sex, and then try to get my hungover self to go shopping for fancy clothes the next day. All in all, it would be pretty good, although I imagine she could talk me into some horrifying things. like make-up.
13. If you could command 3 (Dimo) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
...
!!!
*inwardly jumps up and down at getting Dimo*
...I probably shouldn't get into the graphic details. ;D
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11 (Higgs)?
I don't think so...?
15. If 2 (Aizen) had to choose sides between 4 (Gin) and 5 (Jenka), which would it be?
Aizen? Choose sides? He is a side.
16. What might 10 (Tank Girl) shout while charging into battle?
"Let's have some fun!"
"Wheeeeee!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Maxim), which song would you choose?
*goes to look over Maxim/Dimo playlist* ...no, that's not the right question. Hmm...
*looks through general Jäger playlist* That's hard. I don't know.
18. 1 (Agatha), 6 (Klaus), and 12 (Zeetha) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Zeetha! The other two are probably too polite.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Aizen) to use on 10 (Tank Girl)?
I imagine Tank Girl isn't too picky about her pick-up lines. "Nice gun!" "Want a drink?" "Let's fuck!" Although I suppose most of these would be too crude for Aizen. So something in that vein but a bit more librarian-like. ;)
20. What would 5 (Jenka) most likely be arrested for?
Causink Trouble, obviously.
Or just being somewhere she absolutely isn't supposed to be.
21. What is 6 (Klaus)'s secret?
That he swallowed a Slaver wasp. I really want to find out what happens with that!
22. If 11 (Higgs) and 9 (Othar) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Ooh, that's a tough one! But I think Othar would get distracted by something (and Higgs, of course, would be Unflappable). Or maybe he'd try to stop or delay Higgs, which isn't possible by definition.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Mamma) or 8 (Maxim)?
Either of them would be plenty enough to make me safe from everyone else, so the remaining question is what would they do to me? *is scared* I think I'm more afraid of Mamma than Maxim. Maxim's at least straightforward! And anyway, he'd probably just try to get me to sleep with him, which I'm all for. ;D (*has a thing for Jägers - have you noticed yet?*)
24. 1 (Agatha) and 9 (Othar) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Gin)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Higgs) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4 (Gin). Meanwhile, 4 (Gin) has kidnapped 12 (Zeetha) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Jenka), they seek out 3 (Dimo), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Rotfl!! The first half of this is plausible, but Jenka's wise advice (probably along the lines of "Chust go beat dem op!") and Dimo's indispensable help (muscle? XD) definitely move it into the realm of comedy. "Jägermonsters save the day!", probably.
The characters are from Girl Genius, theskytides RP, or both.
1. Agatha Heterodyne
2. Aizen
3. Dimo
4. Gin Ichimaru
5. Jenka
6. Klaus Wulfenbach
7. Mamma Gkika
8. Maxim
9. Othar Trygvassen, Gentleman Adventurer
10. Tank Girl
11. The Unstoppable Higgs
12. Zeetha, daughter of Chump
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Klaus) or 11 (Higgs)?
Hmm. Actually, that's a very good question. My first thought was Klaus, of course, but unflappability may be important in teaching than actual knowledge... Depends on the college and class, I suppose.
2. Do you think 2 (Aizen) is hot? How hot?
God yes. Very. Not so much because of looks (not that there's anything wrong with them), but character.
3. 12 (Zeetha) sends 8 (Maxim) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Get more booze. It succeeds unless Maxim gets too drunk to walk before he's back. Or gets too distracted with the fight (what fight? I don't know, but of course there's going to be a fight!).
4. What is or would be 9 (Othar)'s favorite book?
Malleus Malleficarum?...
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Aizen) to swear fealty to 6 (Klaus), or the other way around?
...
What was the question again? I think my brain's refusing to accept this as a valid sentence.
6. For whatever reason, 5 (Jenka) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 (Jenka) share a studio apartment with 9 (Othar) or with 10 (Tank Girl)?
With Othar, because it would be funny! Seriously though, definitely Tank Girl. I think they'd get along pretty well.
7. 2 (Aizen), 7 (Mamma), and 12 (Zeetha) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They go wherever Mamma wants, because I think both Aizen and Zeetha might listen to her. Either Mamma and Zeetha talk about sex and/or violence and Aizen listens with an expression of mild interest (while filing all the information in his head and thinking of how the other two could be used), or Aizen and Mamma have one of these confusing conversations where everything has a second and possibly third meaning, and Zeetha listens silently, having figured out something is going on but not trusting herself to participate.
8. 3 (Dimo) challenges 10 (Tank Girl) to a duel. What happens?
Well, first they have a drink together. Or ten.
...
At some point late in the evening they remember there was supposed to be a fight, and get started enthusiastically, but they're too drunk to figure out who's winning, so they eventually decide to sleep it off and give it a more serious try tomorrow. Unless they just decide to pass out on the floor, whoever lives closer invites the other to sleep over. They make out on the street, and have fantastic sex until they fall asleep.
...
They wake up sometime in the afternoon, have sex, breakfast, more sex, and finally realize they were supposed to have a fight. So they decide they need to have a few drinks first...
9. If 1 (Agatha) stole 8 (Maxim)'s most precious possession, how would 8 (Maxim) get it back?
...ask nicely? I don't think he has much of an option.
If that failed, he'd go to Mamma for help. She'd agree, but demand something difficult and embarassing in return - and Maxim would do it, because he really loves his hat.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Mamma) and 12 (Zeetha) both attain what they most desire.
Well, they find Skifander, and Mamma gets to be high priestess of the sex goddess or something. I suck at titles though.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Gin) and 1 (Agatha) to work together?
I think Gin counts as a plot device here...
12. If 7 (Mamma) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
She'd get me drunk, hook me up with a fun guy - or several - for casual sex, and then try to get my hungover self to go shopping for fancy clothes the next day. All in all, it would be pretty good, although I imagine she could talk me into some horrifying things. like make-up.
13. If you could command 3 (Dimo) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
...
!!!
*inwardly jumps up and down at getting Dimo*
...I probably shouldn't get into the graphic details. ;D
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11 (Higgs)?
I don't think so...?
15. If 2 (Aizen) had to choose sides between 4 (Gin) and 5 (Jenka), which would it be?
Aizen? Choose sides? He is a side.
16. What might 10 (Tank Girl) shout while charging into battle?
"Let's have some fun!"
"Wheeeeee!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Maxim), which song would you choose?
*goes to look over Maxim/Dimo playlist* ...no, that's not the right question. Hmm...
*looks through general Jäger playlist* That's hard. I don't know.
18. 1 (Agatha), 6 (Klaus), and 12 (Zeetha) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Zeetha! The other two are probably too polite.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Aizen) to use on 10 (Tank Girl)?
I imagine Tank Girl isn't too picky about her pick-up lines. "Nice gun!" "Want a drink?" "Let's fuck!" Although I suppose most of these would be too crude for Aizen. So something in that vein but a bit more librarian-like. ;)
20. What would 5 (Jenka) most likely be arrested for?
Causink Trouble, obviously.
Or just being somewhere she absolutely isn't supposed to be.
21. What is 6 (Klaus)'s secret?
That he swallowed a Slaver wasp. I really want to find out what happens with that!
22. If 11 (Higgs) and 9 (Othar) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Ooh, that's a tough one! But I think Othar would get distracted by something (and Higgs, of course, would be Unflappable). Or maybe he'd try to stop or delay Higgs, which isn't possible by definition.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Mamma) or 8 (Maxim)?
Either of them would be plenty enough to make me safe from everyone else, so the remaining question is what would they do to me? *is scared* I think I'm more afraid of Mamma than Maxim. Maxim's at least straightforward! And anyway, he'd probably just try to get me to sleep with him, which I'm all for. ;D (*has a thing for Jägers - have you noticed yet?*)
24. 1 (Agatha) and 9 (Othar) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Gin)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Higgs) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4 (Gin). Meanwhile, 4 (Gin) has kidnapped 12 (Zeetha) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Jenka), they seek out 3 (Dimo), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Rotfl!! The first half of this is plausible, but Jenka's wise advice (probably along the lines of "Chust go beat dem op!") and Dimo's indispensable help (muscle? XD) definitely move it into the realm of comedy. "Jägermonsters save the day!", probably.