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[schmonday]

It's been pointed out to me that I have issues assigning the correct "worth" to various things. For example, I will tell someone that there's only five minutes left when in fact there are thirty. Or, when I was telling stories to a friend, I mentioned building a box shaped like a book and Jesse said, "And he went to Spain." I exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I forgot about that, haha." It's funny that a box would eclipse a foreign trip. I've danced with a movie star and haven't told a single person about that.
I realize the value, the difference between each object's magnitude, but I exaggerate in unpredictable ways.