Yeah, Look at Me!
I know
im actually on
YOU CAN'T FRIKKIN BELIEVE IT
I'm sure nobody looks at this
BUT IM NEVER ON, WHAT DO I CARE
but
erm
Um
WELL, IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT
I'M CURRENTLY SCARED SHITLESS...
I just saw paranormal activity.
So i'm just gonna, you know, typetypetype
"The Largest Cymbal Assortment Online"
(It's an Ad right next to where I'm typing)
For all your cymbal needs!
Cuz everyone goes on LiveJournal looking for
CYMBALS
am i right?
Well,
I always am.
Anyway-way-way
I got a new book, and i started it yesterday.
It's like, i dunno, 350 pages or something
and i read 245 yesterday 0_e
DURING SCHOOL
Yeah, i go to school. I'm not a drop-out, foo.
And I learned something.
So yeah.
(I bet if I didn't hit the enter key so much this post would only be a few lines long.)
BUT YOU KNOW
I'm so proud of myself for being on.
And i know deep down inside,
you're proud too
That ad is still there.
The cymbals look like eyes
and theyre staring at me
It's abnormally...
haunting O.O
... My mom just walked into the bathroom
with a plunger
and she said
"Oh, it's just sideways."
Cuz im sure you all wanted to know that
(Who am i talking about, "you all?")
I didn't go to sleep until 2 in the morning.
I was in my brother's room,
cuz i was scared,
but he fell asleep so i was like "um"
and went into my room
watched some tv
wrote about my cat (if you're lucky i might show you)
read some of that book
Aaaaaand went to sleep eventually.
I woke up this morning, it was frightfully quiet. I'd fallen asleep with the TV on, but before he left my brother snuck into my room and turned it off for me. Self-conciously I'd known he'd done it, but when I woke and my lights were off, the TV off, even my radio, (It's right next to my head; I don't understand how he could get so close and not wake me up) I immediately thought the worst. But of course--it's why I don't usually go to see scary movies. (The opprotunity to see my good ol' pal was just too good to pass up.) The silence kind of hurt, actually, to know that I was the only one awake in my house. But it was 7 in the morning--not sure why I'd expect any different. I turned my TV back on with the remote I had to dig under my covers for, and sadly, because my school is apparently the only school in the nation with a day off, a show for small kids was on. I felt a small surge of humility, just because i left it on for a minute (I was distracted by the book that I'd opened the same time I'd found the remote). I turned it off by the end of the chapter. My God, I never thought something could be so annoying. But, nonetheless, After about three hours (Which was about an hour ago as I'm typing this) later, I got up and had some breakfast. Afterwards, obviously, I'd hopped onto the computer and it took a moment to register that there was nothing much better to do then come here, to LiveJournal, and type this. So here I am.
(wtf is this? i had a moment IGNORE THAT)
Paranormal Activity.
Don't see it,
if,
after you see When A Stranger Calls,
(when you're what eight years old, GOD)
you can't fall asleep for a few weeks.
Yeah, I'm tired. Like, 4 hours of sleep.
Hmph.
DO THE MATH
I FELL ASLEEP AT
1
or something
i guess
1:45
Yeah
IN THE MORNING
It was SOOO morning, you'd still consider it night.
That's how amazing I am.
(So amazing, I stay in my brother's room until he goes to sleep because I'M SCARED OUT OF MY PANTS)
Not to mention in the middle of my...
slumber...
I'd rolled over on my phone and turned it off,
so it made that
beepy tune
So of course i hate to turn it back on
and it made that tune again
AND IT WAS BRIGHT AS HELL
My God, it was so bright.
(No offense you you, um, religious people, I know i just said Hell and God in the same sentence... :\)
RUN LIKE THE DICKENS, LITTLE ELEPHANT, RUN
Don't ask.
Who you gonna call?
(What? I'm really sick of hearing about these "Ghostbusters" or whatever)
I'd call the zoo if i were you -.-
Before you get SQUARSHED
What if the elephant was... POSESSED? (I never knew where the double s's went in that word.)
Wtf, something's wrong with my socks.
Whenever I curl my toes it feels like there's
JELLY
GRAPE FRIKKIN JELLY
in between them.
So i took off the sock
and a big string of FUZZ came out of my toes.
kinda odd.
THE A AND THE O DONT SOUND RIGHT IN THAT STATEMENT
its like saying... A orange.
It's not right.
KIND
OF
odd.
yeah thats better
aN orange.
Silly little n
gotta be all cool and stuff like that
make our language sound FRIKKIN AWESOME
Cuz it is.
AND WE HAVE ACCENTS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT
We just
can't hear them
cuz
yeah
WE TOOK THE BRITISH ACCENT
AND LIKE
SCREWED IT UP
and we took away the U on colour and flavour.
AND WE CALL THEM SHOPPING CARTS, NOT TROLLEYS
TRUNKS, NOT BOOTS. Boots go on your feet.
POPSICLES, NOT ICE LOLLIES (although ice lollies make much more sense. and wouldn't it sound more like "Lullies" with their accent?)
What else
We MAIL things to a MAILBOX.
We don't POST things to a LETTERBOX.
(Yeah, I think the EASTERN HEMISPHERE OF THE WORLD is so much better.)
We don't even make sense.
I mean,
well,
um,
well i dont know.
ill think about it.
cuz i know we dont make sense WE'RE JUST MAKING SOUNDS
AND WRITING THEM DOWN WITH SYMBOLS
symbols that would mean.... ALMOST NOTHING TO RUSSIANS
JUST AS THOSE AWESOME JAPANESE SYMBOLS ARE LIKE
what
what does that say
And whatever.
And why can't the world have JUST ONE LANGUAGE?
Let's all speak
Dutch.
Yeah.
Or english
SPANISH
LETS ALL SPEAK
SPANISH
I'm being forced to learn it anyway -.-
WHY
Well i know why
>.>
It'd be wrong to say it on the internet though.
Yeah.
i think i should end this post soon
lets end it now
yeah now
BYE NOW
RIGHT NOW
BYE