A Mememe
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1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first and last name. What are they?
Johnny Hamilton, the one and only. Or, you know, something common so I don't stand out. Like Michael Jackson.
2. You're in a threesome with 2 famous people dead or alive who are they?
Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Oh, that's a toughie. Cellar Door4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What is it and where do you want it?
Err, Celtic wings, back I guess.
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, as a form of torture. What song is it?
The theme song to 'The Nanny'. Or anything by Creed.
6. You are leaving your town. What town do you move to?
Dunno... Wellington is by far the best place in New Zealand. Maybe... Queenstown? Or Ohakune, that'd be cool.
7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?
England hands down. Give it a couple of years and my answer will probably be Valencia.
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
Lord of the Rings
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made.
It all depends on categories =S, come to think of it, best book ever written: Bible? Edmonds Cook Book? Guiness World book of Records? No idea for movie. Ask Amy, she's an expert.
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
Peregrine falcon - gotta give that a ride, tapeworm - got that'd be interesting (dunno if it's even an insect and yes, I'm joking, earwig! = P), and... probably dolphin. Or Tiger. Or, to be dirty, pig (pun!).
11. You must re-live one year of your life. Which would you like to re-live?
Is this cause you enjoyed the year or so you can change things? 2006 was probably a good year, but my memory tapers the further I think back so that's hardly surprising. It's made to sounds like a punishment, so I'll say 1988 or 2006 so it won't last as long.
12. Which would you least like to relive?
Err, 1943?
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards. What decade do you most want to visit?
10s BC
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
Skydiving. If something fucks up, which for me, will inevevitably happen, I'd rather die quick than nice and slow. And anyway, better view.
15. You get to return to the past and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
Is it just me or are most dead rock stars male? I don't care, as long as they're female?
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
Who Wants to be a Millionaire, British version. Cause you can earn more. And I'll have someone nearby to cough when he says the right answer.
17. You are given 1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
To be honest I'd probably just make my own charity. Did I mention it? It's gonna be called RAK
18. You must ban two words, all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What words do you ban?
John Key
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Tax free? Who the hell wrote this? Of course I'd take it. Then invest it, live off the interest, let my family inherit it. But these days 100 mil aint all that much.