New Year's and Beyond....
Oh the re-cap what what? the re-cap. So this lovely end of the year my sister threw New Year's. Kasey and myself had spent two weeks, fifteen hour days 2 10 minute breaks and a case of diet and regular cases of pepsi at my sister's stripping wall paper angels and repainting the kitchen and the dining room. It looked awesome (very professional) The day of my sister's bash Kasey and I went shoping to find me a festive outfit (i was thinking silky shirt and black pants) I was very irritated and rushed that day worrying about finding something to wear and getting very thing ready. The mall was not being nice to me. We couldn't find anything new yearsy until we got to express but in no way in hell was I gonna spend 45 dollars on a silky shirt. (Kasey also picked up the dress she had bought a couple days previous that she would be wearing for the night, I was like ewhhh sequins (not knowing she had bought the dress) and she explained it was the one she wearing that night (i treid to rebound with , it's just not right for me)) We started looking through discount dresses and i tried a couple on but they were a little too much. I was really drawn to this more expensive 90 dollar dress it was baby blue silk with black lace over it. It fit like a glove and Kasey was like but it shows ur arms... and I was like I liked it so much I didn;t even notice how my arsm look. Ten minutes I had purchased the dress we got some snazzy jewelry and we on our way to getting ready. We ended up picking Saira up cause her rental car was on the fritz and had a "lovely" meal at the Olive Garden. When we got to my sisters place (feraing for our lives cause we alomst got hit by this car with its directional on) Heather was in her pjs making food. Everyone else was dressed to the max and the crystal was out. We watched the Bears do whatever it is that was and played to tables worth of quarters and thumpers. Thumpers is now my favorite game. I rock at quarters too might I add. We got drunk and stupid, none as bad as Heather and Kasey though. When my sister would play thumpers and it was her turn she would just throw her hands up and giggle. It was pretty ridiculous after the 5th time so we kicked her out but soon enough kasey replaced Heather with mkaing up her own signs repeatedly. Kasey finally leaned over to me and said "rashduj ugh bed sugh drunnik" I was like um "come again" In a louder voice Kasey replied "RASHDUJ UGH BED SUGH DRUNNIK" It was at that point Kasey left the table and Jimmi picked up Saira and threw her off her chair. The games continued. At midnight Shertz and Lisa announced they were having a baby and we drank more. My sister passed out up stairs and when Heather McClean dn myself went to jump on her she was on her stomach with her dress over her head and her granny panties showing. We tried to dress her but everytime we got the pants on her she took them right off, In the end she got dressed and then acted like she had never passed out and came downstairs and cracked open another miller lite. At 6 I could no longer make it. I passed out but was awoken every hour for reasons like Terry coming into the room to announce my freidns were sleeping with his friends. To my kknowledge no one "slept with each ither" but a lot of tongues made alot of noise together. My response to Trerry's comment? "No respect , I have no respect for my whore friends!" I was then awoken by Heather snoring up close to my face and Blake's irrational farting. That's all I can tell you about New Years, I think. Don;t ask Kasey she doesn;t remeber much.
Last night My sister, Terry , Kasey and myself met Neil and his friends in Chicago at a Bar called Trinity. It was 10 dollars to drink whatever you wanted from 7-10. Neil brought about 20 guys with him . It was a bit overwhelming with all the testosterone.... In the mix Marloboro man who prefered to be called "get up like broke back mountain" (he kept hitting me with the brim of his hat and kept asking me if I hated him, I finally said yes), their was the guy that looked like the French Guy from Unfaithful also know as hot sex man , a guy I had met radnomly on St. Pat's day when he realized i was student tecahing at the school he went to and really liked my coop (i put his name in my phone and he tried to give me his umber but I was like no i donlt wnat ur number just ur name) This guy also knew Heather because his Mom worked at Heather's school. Well if that wasn't the most conicidences ever I also recognized this guy , he looked like a teacher from HF that I had asked helped from when i needed to use the vcr. He didn't believe me until I named all the tecahers from HF. Then he continued to harass/ hit on me? I couldn't tell he was trying to keep my attention but he was saying rude stuff so I just kept walking away. I personally can't wait to see him at school and give him shit for it. I met Neil's friend Willie who I guess I told him the previous night that I was gonna rub Carmex all over his body and have my way with him (drunk dial) Willie was way out their, what can I say he likes to sit on people and lick his lips? We palyed an awesome round of thumpers Heather got drunk and fell down and Cathy was so nice she took Terry and Hetaher to her apt so hetaher could pass out. Terry also took the opportunity to pass out in the pantry? and piss everywhere inside it.... not the bathroom Terry. Did I mention he laid in it after he peed in it? Neil, Willie and Shawn took a cab to Moe Cantia. Willie laid on top of m e and made out with my face the entire time. All I could do was laugh. When we got there Cathy Kasey and Danielle met up with us and Neil took the time to harass me about being mean to him. I just got irritated cause I'm tired of defending myself when I'm usually just being rude right back to their rude actions! We danced drank a couple more, harrassed the DJ about playing man eater and took pictures. Willie went into kiss me again and so I wnet with it to everyone's surprise. It lasted all of 4 seconds and I'm pretty sure he left the bar after that cause he was no where to be found. We went to the bar next door I ran into the HF teacher again and gave him my number but he coudn;t remeber my name... ahhh smack! It was lame so we left and kasey and I spent teh next two hours finding Heather's car in Chicago, getting it out of the worst paralell parking jump ever and trying to get Hethare and Terry into the car and get the hell out of the city. We spent the night in Joilet and woke up to make fun of Hetaher and Terry not remembering anything about eth previous night. If I left anything out Kasey please include your comments. So the break is coming to a close but I still haven't gotten in enough dancing!
Last night My sister, Terry , Kasey and myself met Neil and his friends in Chicago at a Bar called Trinity. It was 10 dollars to drink whatever you wanted from 7-10. Neil brought about 20 guys with him . It was a bit overwhelming with all the testosterone.... In the mix Marloboro man who prefered to be called "get up like broke back mountain" (he kept hitting me with the brim of his hat and kept asking me if I hated him, I finally said yes), their was the guy that looked like the French Guy from Unfaithful also know as hot sex man , a guy I had met radnomly on St. Pat's day when he realized i was student tecahing at the school he went to and really liked my coop (i put his name in my phone and he tried to give me his umber but I was like no i donlt wnat ur number just ur name) This guy also knew Heather because his Mom worked at Heather's school. Well if that wasn't the most conicidences ever I also recognized this guy , he looked like a teacher from HF that I had asked helped from when i needed to use the vcr. He didn't believe me until I named all the tecahers from HF. Then he continued to harass/ hit on me? I couldn't tell he was trying to keep my attention but he was saying rude stuff so I just kept walking away. I personally can't wait to see him at school and give him shit for it. I met Neil's friend Willie who I guess I told him the previous night that I was gonna rub Carmex all over his body and have my way with him (drunk dial) Willie was way out their, what can I say he likes to sit on people and lick his lips? We palyed an awesome round of thumpers Heather got drunk and fell down and Cathy was so nice she took Terry and Hetaher to her apt so hetaher could pass out. Terry also took the opportunity to pass out in the pantry? and piss everywhere inside it.... not the bathroom Terry. Did I mention he laid in it after he peed in it? Neil, Willie and Shawn took a cab to Moe Cantia. Willie laid on top of m e and made out with my face the entire time. All I could do was laugh. When we got there Cathy Kasey and Danielle met up with us and Neil took the time to harass me about being mean to him. I just got irritated cause I'm tired of defending myself when I'm usually just being rude right back to their rude actions! We danced drank a couple more, harrassed the DJ about playing man eater and took pictures. Willie went into kiss me again and so I wnet with it to everyone's surprise. It lasted all of 4 seconds and I'm pretty sure he left the bar after that cause he was no where to be found. We went to the bar next door I ran into the HF teacher again and gave him my number but he coudn;t remeber my name... ahhh smack! It was lame so we left and kasey and I spent teh next two hours finding Heather's car in Chicago, getting it out of the worst paralell parking jump ever and trying to get Hethare and Terry into the car and get the hell out of the city. We spent the night in Joilet and woke up to make fun of Hetaher and Terry not remembering anything about eth previous night. If I left anything out Kasey please include your comments. So the break is coming to a close but I still haven't gotten in enough dancing!