Feb 22, 2004 12:33
UM so i just wanted to state that my Fashion Past and Present teacher is sooo crazy!! On the first day of class he talked about amanda lepore! He's like 60 and he knows about amanda lepore omg he is soooooo crazy sooo crazy!! Oh and for thouse of you who don't know amanda lepore she is this totally crazy cracked out psycho clubber!! She used to be a man baby and now she is like total silicone and she looks soooo cracked out!! ONe time I went to Splash Bar and I was sitting at this table and she came up and stood right there in front of me and I was like crack whore get out of my spotlight, but the point was she had watermellon sixed breasts and her face looks like Joan river's except her lips are like the size of mars!! In the Halloween edition of time out new york she is rated the #2 Scariest person in New York!! It's also scary I still have the TONY from October I need to clean!! This is what Tony has to say about Amanda Lepore! "We don't have issues with Transsexuals. Press whores are another matter. David LaChapelle muse and nightlife omnipresence Amanda Lepore is drawn to the party pages like a vampire to blood. In a Paper article last year, she explained her lust for paparazzi:'I actually get upset if they're not around and I have to take off my clothes for more attention. Of course you want to show off your latest operation.' Of course! Who doesn't? Watching Leproe march semi-, if not totally, naked down a fashion-show runway is sad. Her body packs more plastic than a Tupperware manufacturer-she makes Jocelyn Wildenstien look almost normal." Plus as if that isn't freeky he also showed us a picture of these S&M guys and he actually said the words.... Are you ready for this, "Leather Daddy" I know he is nuts! Then this friday the words pubic hair came from his mouth, I was totally shocked and appaled I have never heard a teacher outside of sex ed use words like that, it makes me very nervous!! Then on Saturday night I was outside gristedes with my friend and she was puking on the sidewalk and he walked by! Like what the hell was a 60 year old teacher walking around at midnight! Like don't teachers just like go home and be alone and like wait for the next day anxiously so they can teach again.. I think so!! That's why I could never be a teacher!! Man he is crazy like whoa!!