'Samosas' does not Rhyme with 'Samoas'
Sabrina's 50 samosas party was a smash hit. Brian Moses took his first shot ever with Brandi and me after we had decided to 'fuck juice' and just sit on the couch doing shots for the rest of the night. Alex showed up late wearing nothing but running shorts, a blazer and rollerblades; there may have been a top hat involved as well. At the end of the party, Tamara drove my overflowing carload of people home. I sat wedged atop Brian McGinn's lap as he whispered sweet nothings in my ear the whole way back.
I found out yesterday that I got in to Iowa. They sent me a packet of activities I could potential involve myself in at the university. Did you know that Iowa Law students are allowed to join the marching band?!?!
I've pared my class schedule down to three periods per week, two on Tuesday and one on Thursday. That doesn't include the classes I'm in but won't be attending.
Riss bought drugs. I gotta go call the cops on her.
I found out yesterday that I got in to Iowa. They sent me a packet of activities I could potential involve myself in at the university. Did you know that Iowa Law students are allowed to join the marching band?!?!
I've pared my class schedule down to three periods per week, two on Tuesday and one on Thursday. That doesn't include the classes I'm in but won't be attending.
Riss bought drugs. I gotta go call the cops on her.