Hey, wha Happened?

Mar 29, 2006 23:53

Today I was in the Allen building, you know, just sitting in class minding my business. Suddenly, the fire alarm went off. It was the end of class anyway, so we slowly turned in papers and meandered out the back door. As we got outside, we could see that there was actual smoke coming from the front of the building. I walked around the building, and all of a sudden this guy -- the one with the whistle that has no noticeable job duties except for intermittent whistling -- was all "get the hell away! Run! Run away!" It was scary. Lo and behold, there was a bus on fire. It was basically engulfed in flames, and as the fire truck zoomed up, there was this explosion sound. It was extra convenient, because the news teams were already right there, because they were on campus covering the gang-rape thing. How super! Anyway, so I called Riss and just burst into tears for no reason, so she probably thought there were mass casualties or something. The situation was also great, because this is the biggest week for campus tours. With the lacrosse team stuff, it's already become hard for tour guides to deal with such a difficult issue. As the bus was exploding, a tour group walked by the bus stop. I heard a kid ask, "is this part of the protests?" The tour guide answered, "um, no, I think it's a bus on fire."

Last night, Aaron came over wasted off his face at about 1 a.m. He mumbled about pediatric sex, but I think he meant podiatric sex (sex with the foot). Then, he proclaimed that he was "the shit" and promptly ran into the pole in the middle of our living room.

I found out that I got the position of editing Carpe Noctem, the humor magazine next semester. I'm going to let Riss be the only writer. So basically instead of a humor magazine, it will become a magazine about hamsters.
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