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School is still dragging.
Every summer the bakery has an ant problem, so my mom called the exterminator today before so they wouldn't become a big problem. While he was there, I really wanted to ask his a bunch of exterminator-related questions: Is there really a Queen ant? What is in your spray? Does it smell funny? Why is your company called "Arab"? Have you ever had fleas? Do you like your job? What do you tell your kids when they ask you what you do for a living? Are they okay with that? What's in the bait? Is it pure poison, or some sort of delicious ant snack laced with poison?
But I didn't want to be impertinant.
My brother met Keisha today.
She was "gettin' some Cokes" while he was in there, and soon after she left he said, "Ugh, did you see her shorts? I've never seen so much ass jiggle at one time in my life."
Apparently I was right about the warm weather because Keisha has been coming into the shop almost everyday this week. Yesterday, after asking me if she could borrow thirty cents, she and Robert were attacked by a swarm of bees. Robert bolted like lightening across the parking lot, but Keisha, she just stared those bitches down.
Maybe I'll invite her to my open house.
Every summer the bakery has an ant problem, so my mom called the exterminator today before so they wouldn't become a big problem. While he was there, I really wanted to ask his a bunch of exterminator-related questions: Is there really a Queen ant? What is in your spray? Does it smell funny? Why is your company called "Arab"? Have you ever had fleas? Do you like your job? What do you tell your kids when they ask you what you do for a living? Are they okay with that? What's in the bait? Is it pure poison, or some sort of delicious ant snack laced with poison?
But I didn't want to be impertinant.
My brother met Keisha today.
She was "gettin' some Cokes" while he was in there, and soon after she left he said, "Ugh, did you see her shorts? I've never seen so much ass jiggle at one time in my life."
Apparently I was right about the warm weather because Keisha has been coming into the shop almost everyday this week. Yesterday, after asking me if she could borrow thirty cents, she and Robert were attacked by a swarm of bees. Robert bolted like lightening across the parking lot, but Keisha, she just stared those bitches down.
Maybe I'll invite her to my open house.