Everyone seems rather down of late, so here is a bit of humor to cheer you up.
Last January, I posted a link to my MSTie LJ
bitch_spork of the only chapter of a deleted Eroica bad!fic I had discovered on my harddrive. Thanks to my fellow Eroicafen, I was able to get copies of the other two chapters, which I have since sporked to death.
The title is "His Guardian Angel or The Triumph of Caesar." I have no idea who the author is/was, as they used the pen name "Eroica" at the time and have since deleted not just this fic, but also their entire profile from FF.net.
WARNING: Everyone is completely out of character, canon is pretty much out the window, and I take no prisoners. Oh, yeah, and it promises shameless slash and doesn't deliver. It was originally rated T, but I think PG would be pushing it.
Enjoy. Or not.
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three