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Just to get this shit out of my email box...I'm going to FINALLY put it in here...Sheesh!
HA! You're HORNY! HA!
Okay...I'm 12...
English Genius
You scored 87% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 83% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
Hey! If you liked my test, send the link to your friends. They don't need to be OkCupid members to take it.
The Commonly Confused Words Test
Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower Beginner scores.
100% had lower Intermediate scores.
100% had lower Advanced scores.
100% had lower Expert scores.
With respect to Beginner, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Intermediate, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Advanced, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Expert, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
Ganked this from between2men. Thanks, D!
10 Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't:
1) Fallen asleep in Helen's shower fully clothed, with the cold water running. (Yes, I WAS drunk, thanks for asking!)
2) Puked on the lawn of a Lion's Club at 2:30 in the morning. (Again...Drunk...*Shakes head*)
3) Learned how to draw blood professionally, and in what order the tourniquet should come off...(FYI: It's BEFORE you pull the blood tube out...Yeah...I know you wanted to know that.)
4) Played Oliver in the Musical of the same name. (At age 8...I'm far too...Large to play him now...LMAO!)
5) Had surgery to remove a piece of jagged glass that was lodged in my heel bone.
6) Given my child up for adoption...
7) Tried to commit suicide by cutting open the bottom of my foot with a piece of broken glass...(How'd you think the glass got INTO my heel bone in the first place?)
8) Sat five feet from JC Chasez while he offered Beyonce his nuts. (If you don't know what this means...I aint tellin!)
9) Been published in the National Anthology of Poetry.
10) Written and performed an original monologue about murdering my abusive father with a kitchen knife...and recieved a standing ovation.
Survey nabbed from jennabme. Thank you very kindly, Miss Lux!
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Right next door to Ryan Gosling, with a big tinted window I could hide behind and peek into his bathroom while he takes a shower...:-X
2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? of the moment: My black Heartagram T-shirt with the huge hot pink heartagram on the front made from barbed wire...Yeah...it's cute.
3. WHAT'S THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Eminem's Encore
4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Between 9:30 and 10am.
5. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? That thing that you put bread into and pull the little lever and then a couple minutes later the bread comes popping back out and it's all burnt? Yeah...that things cool...I can put bread in it for HOURS!
6. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The piano...And I'd want to play as well as my friend, Ryan does...
7. FAVORITE COLOR? Dark Green & Black have always been my favorites...but I'm starting to like Hot Pink...especially on a black background.
8. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, CARS OR PICKUP TRUCKS? Cars.
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? Yup!
10. FAVORITE CHILDRENS BOOK? Winnie The Pooh
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Paprika? No...Winter.
12. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The ability to magically transport myself anywhere I wanted to go immediately.
13. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? I have a certain flame on my right ankle, and am getting a phoenix on my back as soon as I can afford it...which will probably not be for another two years...but still...
14. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No...lmao...They tried to teach me in high school, but I was horrid at it.
15. NAME ONE PERSON FROM THE PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO. Oh, simple...My grandmother on my father's side. I was named after her, and I never got to meet her. RIP, Nana...
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY? Any day I can go visit Michaela!
17. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? I don't have my own car, so I'll tell you what's in my Dad's trunk...Or, well...back area since it's a mini-van...A wheelchair and a first aid kit, and a small plastic box with an insulin meter and some glucose paste in case my mother has an emergency...Yep...that's it...we're a veritable ambulance!
18. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Hamburger...I only like California Rolls when it comes to Sushi.
19. WHO DID YOU RECIEVE THIS FROM? Lucky! Hi Lux!
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? White roses with the hot pink tips...
21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL? I like lunch...I rarely eat breakfast, and I don't eat much of anything for dinner cause I'm trying not to eat in the later hours of the day...
HA! You're HORNY! HA!
Okay...I'm 12...
English Genius
You scored 87% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 83% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
Hey! If you liked my test, send the link to your friends. They don't need to be OkCupid members to take it.
The Commonly Confused Words Test
Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower Beginner scores.
100% had lower Intermediate scores.
100% had lower Advanced scores.
100% had lower Expert scores.
With respect to Beginner, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Intermediate, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Advanced, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Expert, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
Ganked this from between2men. Thanks, D!
10 Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't:
1) Fallen asleep in Helen's shower fully clothed, with the cold water running. (Yes, I WAS drunk, thanks for asking!)
2) Puked on the lawn of a Lion's Club at 2:30 in the morning. (Again...Drunk...*Shakes head*)
3) Learned how to draw blood professionally, and in what order the tourniquet should come off...(FYI: It's BEFORE you pull the blood tube out...Yeah...I know you wanted to know that.)
4) Played Oliver in the Musical of the same name. (At age 8...I'm far too...Large to play him now...LMAO!)
5) Had surgery to remove a piece of jagged glass that was lodged in my heel bone.
6) Given my child up for adoption...
7) Tried to commit suicide by cutting open the bottom of my foot with a piece of broken glass...(How'd you think the glass got INTO my heel bone in the first place?)
8) Sat five feet from JC Chasez while he offered Beyonce his nuts. (If you don't know what this means...I aint tellin!)
9) Been published in the National Anthology of Poetry.
10) Written and performed an original monologue about murdering my abusive father with a kitchen knife...and recieved a standing ovation.
Survey nabbed from jennabme. Thank you very kindly, Miss Lux!
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Right next door to Ryan Gosling, with a big tinted window I could hide behind and peek into his bathroom while he takes a shower...:-X
2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? of the moment: My black Heartagram T-shirt with the huge hot pink heartagram on the front made from barbed wire...Yeah...it's cute.
3. WHAT'S THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Eminem's Encore
4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Between 9:30 and 10am.
5. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? That thing that you put bread into and pull the little lever and then a couple minutes later the bread comes popping back out and it's all burnt? Yeah...that things cool...I can put bread in it for HOURS!
6. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The piano...And I'd want to play as well as my friend, Ryan does...
7. FAVORITE COLOR? Dark Green & Black have always been my favorites...but I'm starting to like Hot Pink...especially on a black background.
8. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, CARS OR PICKUP TRUCKS? Cars.
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? Yup!
10. FAVORITE CHILDRENS BOOK? Winnie The Pooh
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Paprika? No...Winter.
12. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The ability to magically transport myself anywhere I wanted to go immediately.
13. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? I have a certain flame on my right ankle, and am getting a phoenix on my back as soon as I can afford it...which will probably not be for another two years...but still...
14. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No...lmao...They tried to teach me in high school, but I was horrid at it.
15. NAME ONE PERSON FROM THE PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO. Oh, simple...My grandmother on my father's side. I was named after her, and I never got to meet her. RIP, Nana...
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY? Any day I can go visit Michaela!
17. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? I don't have my own car, so I'll tell you what's in my Dad's trunk...Or, well...back area since it's a mini-van...A wheelchair and a first aid kit, and a small plastic box with an insulin meter and some glucose paste in case my mother has an emergency...Yep...that's it...we're a veritable ambulance!
18. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Hamburger...I only like California Rolls when it comes to Sushi.
19. WHO DID YOU RECIEVE THIS FROM? Lucky! Hi Lux!
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? White roses with the hot pink tips...
21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL? I like lunch...I rarely eat breakfast, and I don't eat much of anything for dinner cause I'm trying not to eat in the later hours of the day...