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[schizojenic]

I could be doing my homework, but instead I wrote these.

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[pikaporeon]

My bff and I have been keeping an eye on our buddy from childhood, since his uncle has been paying us to look after him. Things came to a head and we had to escort our buddy to England and give the King a letter once we arrived, but apparently our "buddy" swapped out the letters. I just gave the King of England a warrant for my own execution. FML > Rosencrantz or Guildenstern (are dead) from Hamlet

I had an argument with my daughter because she didn't want to marry the guy I picked out for her. She faked her death to get out of it. I found out later it had been faked and was so relieved, I rushed to reconcile with her. By the time I got there, she'd actually died. Apparently she'd secretly married my arch enemy's son and they offed themselves for each other. FML > The daughter is, of course, Juliet. I dont know off the top of my head who her mother's name is so I'll just go with "Lady Capulet" - Romeo and Juliet

Tonight, I was having a banquet > Macbeth; Scottish Play

Today, this creeper was following me around the forest trying to tell me how much he loved me. > Sounds a bit like Olivia but not QUITE. I'm still guessing it is her from Twelfth Night

This girl I'm crazy about sent me a letter today asking me to wear yellow socks > Malvolio / Twelfth Night

[panoptics]

Sounds a bit like Olivia but not QUITE. I'm still guessing it is her from Twelfth Night

I'm pretty sure it is.

[pikaporeon]

I just forgot about the actual in the forest scene.