A FEW THINGS:
1) Okay, I feel completely humiliated. Last night was my friend Karen's going away party (she is going to study in England at Oxford for five weeks and bring me back a hoody), and I wizzent. Anyways...the point of the story is that her family owns this sweet four-wheeler mobile and Karen, Gunner the dog, and I went for a ride in the bed of the mobile while her dad sped through the hills. Stupid me was a bit *fashnickahd* and I was smoking a cigarette. I stood up in the bed of the truck even after Karen's dad had JUST advised us not to because we had been drinking. ...So I stood up, and two seconds later we hit a bump, and my cigarette went flying...right down Karen's dad's back. I wedged my arm between him and the seat to get the still lit cigarette out, and he had no idea what the hell I was doing (I am almost positive I freaked the sh** out of him!). I grabbed the cigarette and threw it out, but the lit part fell back down his back and he screeched and grabbed his back. I burned her fricken dad (who is a cop) with a cigarette, and I probably burned a hole in the seat of their four-wheeler mobile. I am such a Yutz!
2) Smale is missing...likely dead. She doesn't come around for food anymore and she hasn't been working her corner (the end of the driveway). I miss her. I just wish I knew where she was and her condition.
3) I went to the Secretary of State on Wednesday to renew my license and my tab (because my birfday is in [one week LESS two days]). While I was waiting, I saw such a good-looking child. She looked so exotic. She was there with her mama, who was plain-jane white as a ghost. That means the girl's dad must have been brown. My goodness. I need to have me a brown baby, they are so pleasing to the eye.
Sayonara! (I have been forcing Yumiko to teach me some Okinawan)
2) Smale is missing...likely dead. She doesn't come around for food anymore and she hasn't been working her corner (the end of the driveway). I miss her. I just wish I knew where she was and her condition.
3) I went to the Secretary of State on Wednesday to renew my license and my tab (because my birfday is in [one week LESS two days]). While I was waiting, I saw such a good-looking child. She looked so exotic. She was there with her mama, who was plain-jane white as a ghost. That means the girl's dad must have been brown. My goodness. I need to have me a brown baby, they are so pleasing to the eye.
Sayonara! (I have been forcing Yumiko to teach me some Okinawan)