Mar 20, 2005 12:46
I saw the nastiest thing the other day while executing a nice gesture...I was traumatized! I was washing some dishes for a special someone and found a wad of cum in the brillo pad with which I was scrubbing the dishes.
Lindsay just flipped backwards in a La-Z-Boy HAHAHAHA (accidentally).
I definitely have a touch of V.I.P.nis in me.