TO EVERYONE WHO HATES KATY PERRY...

Jan 07, 2009 22:48

I have joined you. At long last, I have joined you.

For a couple days, maybe a week, I - for reasons absolutely beyond me - liked I Kissed a Girl, but then again, the first place I had heard it was on a fanmix...I think for Ellen Page and Michael Cera?...that I liked, so, that probably gave it some points.

Other than that song (and the very end of Hot 'N' Cold) I knew NOTHING about Katy Perry. Well, today while searching for some information on the new Lily Allen CD, I discovered that she and Lily Allen have this thing going on because Katy Perry claimed she was like a skinny Lily Allen. Which pissed Lily off - AS IT SHOULD.

But, yes, this led me into reading interviews with Katy Perry and the lyrics for Ur So Gay (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST) and discovering that Katy Perry did a cover of MGMT's Electric Feel (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AGAIN!).

According to Lily Allen, this is the way it went down: "When I met her I was bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She's like, 'Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen!' It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!"

I adore Lily Allen. I adore that she said 'you're not English and don't write your own songs'. I cannot wait for Feb.

Anyway, more reasons to hate Katy Perry are some of the things she's said - as well as all the lyrics to Ur So Gay and I Kissed a Girl, especially when you consider that she has NEVER kissed a girl.

1. "All these songs are very personal, they’re straight out of a 'dear diary' situation...[but] my Anne Frank is now being exposed to the world."

2. "My music makes pop-music cool again."

3. "I'm completely outrageous and I'll do anything for attention!"

ALSO, someone said she was the hotter version of Zooey Deschanel! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Have you LOOKED at them? Not to mention, Zooey has some talent. Not just in singing (She & Him, anyone?) but also in ACTING.

...Wow, I am sorry...this turned into a mini-rant that was bigger than I wanted it to be. All I wanted to say was I now hate Katy Perry and am angry with the fact that I didn't get with the program sooner. DANG.
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