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My 95 year old grandfather who can barely talk and can't shit on his own thinks that his wife of 74 years is seeing someone else on the side. It is fucking hillarious. One time, their Jamaican caretaker lady caught him hiding at the top of the stairs, while she was downstairs watching the television, and when the Jamaican lady asked him what the hell he was doing he said "shhh, can't you hear him talking to her?". then another time when she was on the phone for a while, he picked up the phone and mumbled out "what hotel are you staying at?!?! Who are you!?!?"