Stop and Smell Your Ass Burning from Friction
I have a brief moment before I go audition for a show, then goto rehearsal for another show to tell you HOLY SHITDICK.
Not an ounce of free time to do homework or make a meal, I am on the run. From everyone. I got all my work done, read everything I'm supposed to read, goto rehearsal and then I have some time to just take a long-deserved nap. But what do I do? I go to the bar with Blim. And then madness ensues.
Here's what happened this past week:
Rehearsal every day 7 - 11 PM with a penis in my butt.
Memorize scene for acting
Read "Gold Diggers" for audition at the end of this week
Do a two-day film shoot to bail out my friend
Do Mock Rock 11 - 1 AM Saturday
Goto parties 1 AM - 3 AM Saturday
Goto rehearsal 7 - 11 PM on Sunday
Goto bar with Blim 11 - 12 AM
Goto AMB's and die 12 AM - 2:30 AM
Destroy everything around me and assault friends 1:30 - 2 AM
Bless the neighbors for putting Christmas lights up in the shape of a smiley face 2:30 AM
Walk around with my pants around my ankles 2:45 AM
Sober up 7 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME????!!!!!
HOLY PISS ASS PUSS SHITDICK. BOB SAGET!