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so i made homestuck sims to play with over the summer because what is my life
I JUST MADE THE PATRON TROLLS AND THE KIDS BECAUSE HAHA NO WAY AM I TRYING TO PLAY ALL 12 TROLLS
these karkat horns are so goofy ahahahhaah but yes here is karkat his life goal is to become LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD
he is a grumpy, loser, hopeless romantic, ambitious, and cowardly (just because when i picked that option he FLIPPED HIS SHIT and it was so funny and karkat like that i kept it haha)
Klassy Kanaya. She wants to grow THE PERFECT GARDEN, sob why is there no FASHION INTEREST in this game. oh well the perfect garden is pretty fitting too. she turned out pretty awesome.
ehehehehehheh John has an overbite
i think he wants to be a movie composer or some shit but all he really wants to do is goof off and play video games and make out with karkat
Jaaaaade! Is adorable and want to be a SCIENTIST. And all the kids outfits are ugly right now because I didn't think to try to download them oops.
No matter what I did, Dave just looks like an enormous tool. Sorry bro.
Rose blinked in this picture but I really like how her face turned out even if her outfit looks like poo. SHE WANTS TO BE A FAMOUS AUTHOR.
Vriska's goal in life is to BECOME A MASTER THIEF ahahahhahaa also Vriska that jacket looks terrible. One of her traits is Unflirty heh heh I crack myself up.
Terezi STRIKING A POSE. There is no BECOME A BADASS LAYWER career path apparently so she wants to be a "DYN4M1C DN4 PROFIL3R"
THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
LOOK AT KARKAT'S AWKWARD POSE. JOHN IS POSING SO "SEDUCTIVELY." JADE IS BASICALLY COMPLETELY IN CHARACTER. DAVE IS POSING ON THE GROUND IRONICALLY. VRISKA CONTINUES TO LOOK LIKE SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS DOING THERE. ROSE LOOKS PROPER AS FUCK LIKE IT'S A PROM PICTURE.
UTTER. PERFECTION.
so yeah i might be streaming this lovely household sometime, and i'll be posting more shenanigans to here as they happen.
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.....