ALL OF OUR NATIONAL MONUMENTS ARE NOW DESTROYED
SO I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WORK BUT THEN meredyd AND I FOUND OUT SETI IS CLOSING SO INSTEAD I SUMMARIZED INDEPENDENCE DAY?
posting this here instead of tumblr because i want this properly archived
floodedskies:
http://www.mercurynews.com/science/ci_17926565?nclick_check=1 NOOOOOO
schellibie:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU ARE
RUINING
MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS
floodedskies:
ELLIE ARROWAY IS GOING TO BE SO PISSED
schellibie:
HOW WILL THAT DUDE FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY KNOW IN ADVANCE THAT THE ALIENS ARE COMING
JUST TO HAVE NO ONE BELIEVE HIM
HOW?????????????
floodedskies:
I like the contrast of quality between our references, there.
schellibie:
i love independence day
floodedskies
I've never seen it
and you know I am jk, I love shitty stuff
schellibie:
its completely fucking ridiculous
WILL SMITH FIGHTS ALIENS
THE PRESIDENT GETS INTO A JET AND FIGHTS ALIENS
floodedskies:
A Film In Which Troll Will Smith Fights Aliens, The President Gets Into A Jet And Fights Aliens, And A Bunch Of Other People Also Fight Aliens, With Explosions, Taking Place On The Fourth Of Earth July.
alternate troll title
schellibie:
dhfjksdhfsdfhsdf
WAIT NOT SO FAST JEFF GOLDBLUM FIGHTS ALIENS.... WITH HIS HACKER SKILLS
AND WILL SMITH'S WIFE AND THE PRESIDENT'S WIFE BECOME FRIENDS AND HELP ALL THE SURVIVORS
THEY DO AN ALIEN AUTOPSY BUT IT TURNS OUT THE ALIEN WAS ALIVE ALL ALONG AND KILLS THEM!!!!
OH OH
floodedskies:
crying
crying rn
schellibie:
ALSO THERE IS A DUDE WHO LIVES IN A TRAILER WITH HIS TWO KIDS THAT HATE HIM
floodedskies:
shelby, you
are john
schellibie:
BECAUSE HE CLAIMS THAT HE WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
BUT NO ONE BELIEVES HIM!!!!!
SO THEY THINK HE IS CRAZY
BUT IT TURNS OUT
HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
floodedskies:
SPOILERS GEEZ
schellibie:
AND THEN HE SACRIFICES HIMSELF HEROICALLY!!!!1!
floodedskies:
GEEEEZ
schellibie:
AND HE HELPS THEM BEAT THE ALIENS
ALSO HE KNOWS HOW TO FLY A FIGHTER JET FOR SOME REASON
I FORGOT WHY
OH!!!!!! ALSO WILL SMITH HAS A KID I THINK
AND HE WAS ABOUT TO PROPOSE TO HIS GIRLFRIEND? BUT THEY ALREADY HAD A KID??
I THINK?
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE IN A LONG TIME
floodedskies:
ahshsddsfafsdfkadfa
schellibie:
THEY TRY TO MAKE THE PRESIDENT EVACUATE THE WHITE HOUSE EARLY
BUT HE'S LIKE
NO MY PEOPLE NEED ME
AND THEN THEY EVACUATE AT THE LAST SECOND
AS THE WHITE HOUSE IS BLOWING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE OF THE HELICOPTORS DOESNT MAKE IT AND HIS BEST FRIEND WAS ON IT OR SOMETHING ITS REALLY SAD
OH YEAH AND THEN A BUNCH OF ALIEN ETHUASIASTS WERE ON TOP OF A BUILDING TO GREET THE ALIENS
LIKE HAVING A PARTY AND WEARING FLYING SAUCERS ON THEIR HEADS
AND THEN THE SHIP OPENED UP AND THEY'RE LIKE "WELCOME HOME!!!!!!!!!!!"
AND THEN TRAGICALLY/HILARIOUSLY THEY ALL DIE
floodedskies:
i
schellibie:
OH MAN THE BEST PART
IS WHEN WILL SMITH'S DOG OUTRUNS A GIANT EXPLOSION
THE DOG LIVES AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!!!
LATER WILL SMITH AND JEFF GOLDBLUM FLY INTO OUTER SPACE USING STOLEN ALIEN TECHNOLOGY FROM /AREA 51/
AND SHUT DOWN THE MOTHERSHIP
~FROM THE INSIDE~
~FROM THE INSIDE~ WAS LIKE THAT BIG MOMENT WHERE EVERYONE IS LIKE ".......FROM THE INSIDE"
floodedskies:
i can't breathe anymore
i know what air is but i am still going to ask
what is air
schellibie:
HAHAHAHAHHA
MAN I WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AGAIN
I WONDER IF ITS ON YOUTUBE
floodedskies:
i think we need to watch it together if it is
not that any of it will be a SURPRISE
schellibie:
IT'S BETTER ENJOYED JUST FOR THE PURE EXPERIENCE
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE A SURPRISE
MEREDITH I DONT EVEN THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MANY TIMES I WATCHED THIS MOVIE AS A KID
floodedskies:
OH, I THINK I AM STARTING TO GET AN IDEA
schellibie:
fuck i cant find it on youtube :(
IT STARTS OFF WITH A SCENE OF WILL SMITH PEEING IN HIS BATHROOM I THINK
ACTUALLY WELL THAT IS AFTER THE SCENE OF THE MOON
floodedskies:
gdsffgdkdfskl;
that was me putting my head on the keyboard
I kind of want to make ACTUALLY WELL THAT IS AFTER THE SCENE OF THE MOON my new lj title