Comments | scheiny: Because if *my child* was GAY, I'd send them away to Military school...to be lynched.

scheiny

Because if my child was GAY, I'd send them away to Military school...to be lynched.

Sep 26, 2005 19:03

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hey_beethoven September 27 2005, 01:16:52 UTC

Ah ha ha... sarcasm, my good friend!

Although, Number 8 is chillingly close to the truth.

hey_beethoven September 27 2005, 01:17:27 UTC

That is to say, Our Fearless Leader would have it that way... and I would move to Iceland.

scheiny September 27 2005, 11:26:59 UTC

if i had my druthers, i'd call him Our Featherless Leader...but only until i find some tar.
iceland! you can come visit me, i'll be in switzerland!
personally, i'd like to start a movement for the Jews to give up Israel and move to Switzerland. can you imagine the combined defensive force of switzerland and israel? the jews would have a homeland forever!

hey_beethoven September 27 2005, 13:10:01 UTC

Or, all the Jews could come and live with me on the private island that I'm going to buy. It will be called "New Ireland." They can either live in the Republic of the Island or in the North Island. It makes no difference to me.... As long as they recognise that I am the All Supreme Empress (I want this position mostly because I get to make all the holidays) and humour my occasional "Talk like a 19th century socialite" days, we will get along nicely.

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