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Me: if he is, im kicking his ass, ill have u kno
Red-haired friend: lmao
Me: id win too
R-H frd: yes you would, only because he's too chivalrous to hit a lady lol
Me: surrrre....i was talking pawt toughness but surrre chivalry is on my side as well
Me: plus i broke my ex's shins once good tymes
R-H frd: lmao! goooo allison!
Me: i abhor the history of the church theyre too bloody slooow
R-H frd: i know!the church has been around for hundreds of years! how can we possibly be expected to know all of it?
R-H frd: and o course collamati makes it her life's mission to complete the whole bloody book
Me: yeah what a hotdog1
Me: in a bad way
R-H frd: ......a hotdog?
Me: cuz i abhor hotdogs as well
R-H frd: that has to be the most random insult i have ever heard...
Me: lol but you gotta admit it has flava
R-H frd: oh, i hate hot dogs too lmao
Me: and remember who ur talking to lol
Me: its sucking me in
R-H frd: nickelback is good if you're angry
R-H frd: what is?
Me: lol so for u its good almost all the tyme
Me: the rel study guide
R-H frd: ah
Me: its sucking me down
R-H frd: i'm gonna be up soooo late tonight lmao haven't studied at ALL
Me: nonono!!! no late nites for you!!!
Me: i dont wanna see u drop dead in the middle of collamatis final....what a horrible way to die
Me: then id b scarred an have to take her death and dying class
Me: an hear abt how she wants to die doing it with her husbanmd in front of her kids'
Me: thatd b horrible doi u wanna do that to mee???
R-H frd: *thinks about it* :-P
Me: hey!!
R-H frd: lmao hey, it's your fault for being a good, concerned friend! :-D
Me: lol but id never recover!!! id jump off a bridge thatd suck a bit
R-H frd: suicidal loyalty. i love it lmao God, i'm so mean
Me: lol ur a red head
Me: that pope had a very large snoz...wonda if collamti wood notice if i put that
R-H frd: lmao!!! you should!
Me: ok...if the 20th cent popes is a ques. i will
R-H frd: you'll be FINE allison
Me: ahhh thats what they alll sayyy
Me: an then the penguins stabbed them repeatedly until they died
R-H frd: *chokes on her tea from laughter*
Me: lol gr8 so now ill b the cause of ur death by choking
Me: maybe we cood drug mrs collamati
R-H frd: woot! break out the arsenic!
Me: lol u really want her blood dont u
Me: yup she deserves death by a large metal spoon
Me: a very sharp spoon
Me: with no sex involved
R-H frd: lmao!!
Me: or kids watching i just realized how sick i sounded lmao
Red-haired friend: lmao
Me: id win too
R-H frd: yes you would, only because he's too chivalrous to hit a lady lol
Me: surrrre....i was talking pawt toughness but surrre chivalry is on my side as well
Me: plus i broke my ex's shins once good tymes
R-H frd: lmao! goooo allison!
Me: i abhor the history of the church theyre too bloody slooow
R-H frd: i know!the church has been around for hundreds of years! how can we possibly be expected to know all of it?
R-H frd: and o course collamati makes it her life's mission to complete the whole bloody book
Me: yeah what a hotdog1
Me: in a bad way
R-H frd: ......a hotdog?
Me: cuz i abhor hotdogs as well
R-H frd: that has to be the most random insult i have ever heard...
Me: lol but you gotta admit it has flava
R-H frd: oh, i hate hot dogs too lmao
Me: and remember who ur talking to lol
Me: its sucking me in
R-H frd: nickelback is good if you're angry
R-H frd: what is?
Me: lol so for u its good almost all the tyme
Me: the rel study guide
R-H frd: ah
Me: its sucking me down
R-H frd: i'm gonna be up soooo late tonight lmao haven't studied at ALL
Me: nonono!!! no late nites for you!!!
Me: i dont wanna see u drop dead in the middle of collamatis final....what a horrible way to die
Me: then id b scarred an have to take her death and dying class
Me: an hear abt how she wants to die doing it with her husbanmd in front of her kids'
Me: thatd b horrible doi u wanna do that to mee???
R-H frd: *thinks about it* :-P
Me: hey!!
R-H frd: lmao hey, it's your fault for being a good, concerned friend! :-D
Me: lol but id never recover!!! id jump off a bridge thatd suck a bit
R-H frd: suicidal loyalty. i love it lmao God, i'm so mean
Me: lol ur a red head
Me: that pope had a very large snoz...wonda if collamti wood notice if i put that
R-H frd: lmao!!! you should!
Me: ok...if the 20th cent popes is a ques. i will
R-H frd: you'll be FINE allison
Me: ahhh thats what they alll sayyy
Me: an then the penguins stabbed them repeatedly until they died
R-H frd: *chokes on her tea from laughter*
Me: lol gr8 so now ill b the cause of ur death by choking
Me: maybe we cood drug mrs collamati
R-H frd: woot! break out the arsenic!
Me: lol u really want her blood dont u
Me: yup she deserves death by a large metal spoon
Me: a very sharp spoon
Me: with no sex involved
R-H frd: lmao!!
Me: or kids watching i just realized how sick i sounded lmao