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schazzy_pants

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Jun 06, 2009 14:11

Oi, Hitsugaya! Can I have Monday off? Not that I'm doin' much, anyways. I ain't feelin' so hot.

Oh, and I heard it was Momo's birthday the other day? Happy late Birthday, kiddo! We'll hafta do somethin' when I get to feelin' better.

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bring me soup, i really really hate you, poetry, fever, kira, mayuri, my shiny new tiny captain

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*same filter* sciencemonster June 6 2009, 19:34:15 UTC

Sounds like quite a hangover, Hirako-tai~chou~ I did warn you not to take the tablets with sake in my note, didn't I?

Chicken soup will not help. Didn't your mother ever teach you to starve a fever?

*same filter* schazzy_pants June 6 2009, 19:37:19 UTC

I didn't drink no damn sake when I took your freak pills, alright? The hell is this shit, anyways?!

And yes, it will. Lot's of it. Bring me soup, Mayuri, or at least some cold water or...somethin'.

Re: *same filter* sciencemonster June 6 2009, 19:46:59 UTC

You're going to have to ask nicely, Hirako-taichou.

You could start by saying how very handsome you find me. Then perhaps, you can compliment the pristine condition of my laboratory, and how useful you consider 12th Division to be.

Then I might just consider bringing you anything you like~

*same filter* LOL he's going to kill you schazzy_pants June 6 2009, 19:51:12 UTC

Your lab is shiny
Your hat's alright
Bring me some fucking soup
Or I'll break your pipes

P.S. Bring water too

Re: *same filter* LOL he's going to kill you sciencemonster June 6 2009, 19:54:20 UTC

Please leave the poetry to Kira-taichou, Hirako-taichou.

I will bring you something for your fever. If only to discourage you from further attempts at poetry.

*same filter* schazzy_pants June 6 2009, 19:57:16 UTC

Eh? I thought it was pretty good! Maybe I'll go into the poetry business!

And what's this something?

Re: *same filter* sciencemonster June 6 2009, 19:59:52 UTC

Mmm? Wouldn't you like to know. I will bring it. You will imbibe it. And all of the unpleasantness you're feeling now will simply...drift away.

It will be relatively painless. Unless you fight.

*same filter* schazzy_pants June 6 2009, 20:02:49 UTC

Pffft, and what is this mystery shit you're bringin' me?

Bring soup to or I'll spout poetry at you all day~

Re: *same filter* sciencemonster June 6 2009, 20:10:07 UTC

Why do I get the feeling you're frightened of what I might bring you, Hirako-taichou? You wouldn't be afraid of a little concoction of mine, would you?

You wouldn't dare~

Re: *same filter* schazzy_pants June 6 2009, 20:12:19 UTC

I like to call it caution~

Just hurry up, already; quit runnin' your jaw about it!

Re: *same filter* sciencemonster June 6 2009, 20:13:56 UTC

Don't hurry me. You may not have responsibilities any more, but I am still a Captain of the Gotei 13; I have more to deal with than your desperate pleas for chicken soup.

Re: *same filter* schazzy_pants June 6 2009, 20:16:08 UTC

Yea, yea I know what bein' a Captain entails so don't try to bullshit your way past me. I wouldn't need soup if you woulda got the dosage right~ So really? You brought this on yourself.

Re: *same filter* sciencemonster June 6 2009, 20:21:49 UTC

If I knew the right dosage, Hirako-taichou, I wouldn't need your help, now, would I~?

I'll bring you your soup. Be patient.

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