What do you say/do:
* if you and your spouse are invited to a dinner you're not interested in attending?
* if your mother-in-law grabs your belly and asks if you're pregnant, right after you've welcomed her home?
* if you're let go from your job because you're not the right nationality?
* when your mother-in-law asks you, 'do you love him? are you sure? do you think he loves you? how do you know?' every time you see her?
UPDATE
got out of the dinner. i had to bake cuppies for an informal engagement party tomorrow. spouse told tonight's dinner couple that i couldn't be there because i was baking. why he couldn't have said any of these:
1. she's been hit by a meteor
2. she's working
3. she's mourning michael jackson, farrah fawcett and ed mcmahon
4. abducted by aliens
5. not feeling well
he might as well have said, "well, she didn't want to be here because your wife talks shit about people behind their backs, and you...you have a foot fetish and you've been texting her asking for pictures of her feet, you douche!". you know. so long as we're telling the truth and all.
* if your mother-in-law grabs your belly and asks if you're pregnant, right after you've welcomed her home?
* if you're let go from your job because you're not the right nationality?
* when your mother-in-law asks you, 'do you love him? are you sure? do you think he loves you? how do you know?' every time you see her?
UPDATE
got out of the dinner. i had to bake cuppies for an informal engagement party tomorrow. spouse told tonight's dinner couple that i couldn't be there because i was baking. why he couldn't have said any of these:
1. she's been hit by a meteor
2. she's working
3. she's mourning michael jackson, farrah fawcett and ed mcmahon
4. abducted by aliens
5. not feeling well
he might as well have said, "well, she didn't want to be here because your wife talks shit about people behind their backs, and you...you have a foot fetish and you've been texting her asking for pictures of her feet, you douche!". you know. so long as we're telling the truth and all.