This is a long one...... that's what she said.
You know, I was getting really close to killing if I had to go through another football season with John Mellencamp singing, "This is ouuuuuuurrr couuuuuntrryy" once or twice during every single commercial break during football games. After last week, when I was STILL hearing it all the freaking time, I was going to force the person in charge of advertising for Chevrolet to sit in a tiny room with nothing to do but watch those damn commercials playing on a loop for 15 years. I hate that song! I hate those commercials! I would (almost) rather watch all of Peyton Manning's commercials every break during football games. Oh, wait... But today I think I only heard it 3 times. Progress. Makes you wonder why Chevy hasn't come up with something new. Ohhh, I know what happened here. Ford has Mike Rowe doing commercials for them... Chevy just threw in the towel because they knew they couldn't compete.
I'm owning anatomy class so far. Let's see how long I can keep that up without making my brain explode.
I just had to use a calculator to tell me what 4 times 8 is. I think the likelihood of me getting an A in anatomy and not in algebra is sitting at about 45%, only because the chance of me getting an A in anatomy as it stands is about 45%. I wish I were kidding too.
Me being incredibly stressed out has been the norm the past few weeks. My life is a sad shell of what is used to be. It was never very exciting, so that just tells you how badly it's degenerated. Doesn't bother me, I just wish I wasn't so stressed out and I had a certain person to hang out with during the free time I still have...
I've always greatly disliked Bill Belichick. He's just a huge dick with appendages. The way I see it, this whole getting caught cheating ordeal is just the tip of the karmic iceberg headed his way. I'm also pretty confused. Cheating is bad blah blah blah, but really? Cheating? The Patriots need to cheat about as much as I need bamboo shoots up my fingernails. And also, why did our quarterback coach get a FIVE game suspension and ONE THIRD of his salary taken away while Bill's still hanging out at the sidelines and got only like a little more than one tenth of his salary taken by the fine? I think cheating is a little more serious than taking HGH for personal/medical reasons. I don't care if $500k is the max you can fine, that's just not right.
Has anyone seen the new promo for SportsCenter with Tony in it? Omg he is so cute, I just want to poke his dimples and give him a kiss.
We looked even better than we did last week. 2-0, 14 more weeks to slaughter every team that's coming our way. And I just want to say that I love Chad Johnson. I wish he was a Dallas Cowboy. But only if he and Terrell would be BFFs and do joint elaborate TD celebrations and give entertaining interviews together.
Oh and Cleveland, could you start playing like yourselves again? If you could go 1-15 that would be awesome. Thanks!
Oh, and just a shout out to Tampa Bay for surprising the hell out of everyone and for giving New Orleans a beat down. Take that Sean Payton. I guess that flag the size of a house in Tampa wasn't such a waste after all.
Ok, it's about time for the Chargers/Cheaters and the Emmys. It's going to be a good game, and the Office better win in every category it's nominated for because it's awesome.
I'm owning anatomy class so far. Let's see how long I can keep that up without making my brain explode.
I just had to use a calculator to tell me what 4 times 8 is. I think the likelihood of me getting an A in anatomy and not in algebra is sitting at about 45%, only because the chance of me getting an A in anatomy as it stands is about 45%. I wish I were kidding too.
Me being incredibly stressed out has been the norm the past few weeks. My life is a sad shell of what is used to be. It was never very exciting, so that just tells you how badly it's degenerated. Doesn't bother me, I just wish I wasn't so stressed out and I had a certain person to hang out with during the free time I still have...
I've always greatly disliked Bill Belichick. He's just a huge dick with appendages. The way I see it, this whole getting caught cheating ordeal is just the tip of the karmic iceberg headed his way. I'm also pretty confused. Cheating is bad blah blah blah, but really? Cheating? The Patriots need to cheat about as much as I need bamboo shoots up my fingernails. And also, why did our quarterback coach get a FIVE game suspension and ONE THIRD of his salary taken away while Bill's still hanging out at the sidelines and got only like a little more than one tenth of his salary taken by the fine? I think cheating is a little more serious than taking HGH for personal/medical reasons. I don't care if $500k is the max you can fine, that's just not right.
Has anyone seen the new promo for SportsCenter with Tony in it? Omg he is so cute, I just want to poke his dimples and give him a kiss.
We looked even better than we did last week. 2-0, 14 more weeks to slaughter every team that's coming our way. And I just want to say that I love Chad Johnson. I wish he was a Dallas Cowboy. But only if he and Terrell would be BFFs and do joint elaborate TD celebrations and give entertaining interviews together.
Oh and Cleveland, could you start playing like yourselves again? If you could go 1-15 that would be awesome. Thanks!
Oh, and just a shout out to Tampa Bay for surprising the hell out of everyone and for giving New Orleans a beat down. Take that Sean Payton. I guess that flag the size of a house in Tampa wasn't such a waste after all.
Ok, it's about time for the Chargers/Cheaters and the Emmys. It's going to be a good game, and the Office better win in every category it's nominated for because it's awesome.