White & Nerdy

[schaeferjacobs]

First in my class here at M.I.T.

Got skills I'm a champion of D.N.D.

MC Escher that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find they're quite stationary

All of my action figures and cherries

I got Steven Hawkings in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

Yo I know pie out to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer rap I haven't run

At Pascal well I'm number 1

I do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun

Happy days is my favourite theme song

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

I've been browsing, inspectin'

X-men comics you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em

my ergonomic keyboard never keeps me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized holy grail really well

I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code who do they call?

I do HTML do for them all

Even made a homepage for my dog!

Got myself a fanny pack

They were having a sale down at the GAP

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme

I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard?

I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair

I got my name on my under wear!