The Bullet List... of Death!

[schadenkatze]

For lack of substantial content, I have chosen to provide a Power Point post today (alliteration unintentional).

• Complete autopsy reports for Michael Jackson could take weeks.
  
  • Initial reports suggest Jackson died of an overdose of Demerol or other narcotic.
    
  • Leaked details state Jackson’s body weighed only 112 pounds.
    
  • Needle marks scarred his body, purportedly from numerous daily narcotic injections.
    
  • His body was devoid of hair and badly bruised.
    

• The Jackson family claims foul play.
  
  • Jackson family plans to pay for an independent autopsy to support or dispute official findings.
    
  • Jackson’s personal physician denies prescribing and/or administering narcotics in tablet form or injections.
    
  • Family is currently working to obtain legal custody of Jackson’s children.
    

• True Blood is the best show on television.
  
  • Three episodes into the second season and I am already positive that a third season is locked and loaded.
    
  • Eric, played by Alexander Skarsgard is the best onscreen villain since Al Swearengin (my beloved Ian McShane).
    
  • First show I have ever watched that I do NOT want spoilers for, in fact, I avoid them like the plague, almost to the point of skipping ads and trailers.
    

• Many local friends and family gathered at the airport Saturday to bid farewell to loved ones deployed to Iraq.
  
  • Most soldiers are to be stationed at an internment facility in Baghdad.
    
  • Tears flowed freely as our bravest and best marched in formation to board the aircraft.
    
  • Local television news crews covered the event with video footage and interviews from family members.
    

I guess that’s all I have to say for now. Please return to your regular activities.