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there's a mirror in the back of the bed. i know what its for. but i use it for when i wake up, i look up and go "yes i am a sexy sexy man". The manager asian lady, doesn't speak english, and is kindof deaf, and is fucking crazy. theres a mini fridge that made my water ice. I made the mistake of not asking for a nonsmoking room. the smell reminds me of ryan's old place (his mom chainsmoked).
its rundown, its 280 a week. but ya know what its not that bad. its got a nice big bed (that zane and i have to share). oh yeah and i'm flipping through the channels and . . . "crappy movie on hbo, law and order on tnt, poker on espn, news, hardcore pron. wait what?" thats right free porn, and not your softocore, playboy channel porn. this is double penetration peen and gina harcore pornography. 24/7. weird. very weird.
so right now i'm enjoying a beer, sitting in my bathrobe, watching jeopardy, no really i am. i like watching jeopardy.
there's a mirror in the back of the bed. i know what its for. but i use it for when i wake up, i look up and go "yes i am a sexy sexy man". The manager asian lady, doesn't speak english, and is kindof deaf, and is fucking crazy. theres a mini fridge that made my water ice. I made the mistake of not asking for a nonsmoking room. the smell reminds me of ryan's old place (his mom chainsmoked).
its rundown, its 280 a week. but ya know what its not that bad. its got a nice big bed (that zane and i have to share). oh yeah and i'm flipping through the channels and . . . "crappy movie on hbo, law and order on tnt, poker on espn, news, hardcore pron. wait what?" thats right free porn, and not your softocore, playboy channel porn. this is double penetration peen and gina harcore pornography. 24/7. weird. very weird.
so right now i'm enjoying a beer, sitting in my bathrobe, watching jeopardy, no really i am. i like watching jeopardy.