Они нас учат демократии. Закон о регулировании кривизны бананов в ЕС.

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http://www.heatonharris.org.uk/

EU Regulation on straight bananas (yes, it does exist!)
http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=CELEX:31994R2257:EN:HTML

До кучи:

EU Regulation on "quality standards for cucumbers"
http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=CELEX:31988R1677:EN:HTML