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Feb 14, 2010 04:26

[If you step out into the city, you might notice a certain Magikoopa zooming through the air on his broom ( Read more... )

where's the baby, oh my, action post

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iwannacheat February 14 2010, 19:50:14 UTC
[Here comes Kazooie flying over the city skies carrying a bag of stuff with her beak]

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scepterofevil February 15 2010, 01:11:20 UTC
[What was that reddish orange thing in the distance? Was it a bird, or a plane....?

No, it was definitely a bird. A bird carrying some sort of bag in its long beak.

And that was all Kamek needed to know before a wave of determination and unbridled anger hit him, all his attention focused on getting that bird and snatching the bag away from it.

Next thing Kazooie might notice is a blue figure flying towards it at mach speed.]

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iwannacheat February 15 2010, 01:20:43 UTC
[HOLY CRUD WHAT THE- THIEEEEEEF]

WHAT.

[Kazooie dove downward to try and dodge the thief missle]

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scepterofevil February 15 2010, 02:16:36 UTC
[Can't let you do that, bird.

Kamek swerved and swooped down to Kazooie's level, effectively snatching the bag away from her beak. And once he did, he hastily looked through its contents.]

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iwannacheat February 15 2010, 02:36:10 UTC
MY BURGERS!

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scepterofevil February 15 2010, 13:01:21 UTC
[Wait, burgers?

Kamek pulled the contents out of the bag. They were indeed just burgers, and not the missing baby as Kamek had hoped.

His expression darkened immediately, letting the bag plummet to the ground, a gift from the heavens for some poor hobo lying around (you're welcome, Petey). This was great. The twerp was still out there, and here he was, wasting his time with decoys. The exasperated Magikoopa pointed his scepter at the stork-like creature.]

WHERE'S THE BABY?!

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iwannacheat February 15 2010, 21:54:22 UTC
Kazooie landed on a rooftop, extremely ticked-off that this old fogey just trashed her hamburgers!

"THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM," She called out to him. "WHERE'S THE MONEY YOU OWE ME FOR THOSE BURGERS!"

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scepterofevil February 16 2010, 07:34:00 UTC
Kamek was not in the mood for arguing. Actually no, this is a lie. He was in a bad mood before running into this red-feathered bird, but now, he felt like setting something on fire. And wait, was this stork talking back to him?

"HERE'S YOUR MONEY, YOU FEATHERED IDIOT." He responded by firing a magical blast at her.

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iwannacheat February 16 2010, 15:18:48 UTC
"WHOA! OLD LADY MEANS BUSINESS!" Kazooie took to the air again, just missing the blast, and then spat out a Grenade Egg in his direction!

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scepterofevil February 17 2010, 13:45:07 UTC
Oh, she did not just call him an old lady.

Kamek wasn't anticipating the bird to carry some secret ammo, so when the grenade flew in his direction, he barely had time to teleport out of the way. This was the second time he's nearly gotten bombed that day.

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND BOMBS?" He resumed the shouting match. Next, he made a bomb-omb appear out of thin air above Kazooie, then shooting it with a magical blast once it was close enough. The explosion was massive.

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iwannacheat February 17 2010, 16:01:59 UTC
"What?"

Kazooie saw the bomb and then saw a pretty beam of glittersparkles head right towards it!

The breegull could not dodge that, so she ducked and pulled out a gold feather for a Wonderwing, then disappearing through the smoke and sparkles.

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iwannacheat February 17 2010, 16:02:35 UTC
"What?"

Kazooie saw the bomb and then saw a pretty beam of glittersparkles head right towards it!

The breegull could not dodge that, so she ducked and pulled out a gold feather for a Wonderwing, then disappearing through the smoke and sparkles.

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scepterofevil February 19 2010, 18:44:32 UTC
Kamek kept his eyes open for any sign of the bird, but she was nowhere to be seen after the smoke and glittersparkles dissipated.

Though he was still fuming off the top of his head after that, there was no choice but to let this go and move on.

At least he got away with trashing her burgers.

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