✿二十一

[scentofbauhinia]

[It's the day Hong Kong has been dreading, not that you'd be able to tell... The day he takes the kittens he's found homes for to their new owners.]

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[thatsnotaknife]

[Chilling on his front porch.]

[scentofbauhinia]

[walks over

holds the box out. it is shaking from side to side quite violently~]

Present for you.

[thatsnotaknife]

[Looks curious.] What've ya got, a Tazzie Devil?

[scentofbauhinia]

...Not quite.

It's a kitten. Couldn't find a home for him. [well he might have done if he'd actually tried.

scratching noise, shake, shake, scratching noise... or maybe not. ]

[thatsnotaknife]

One of the nippers? Mate, I can't... Pet's not for Christmas, you know? [Though he does miss his private zoo from back home and wow that box is noisy he bets something super adorable is in it...]

[scentofbauhinia]

[doesn't reply

just is either very very brave or very very stupid and sets the box down on the porch to reach in and pick up whatever it is. he's neither really, the kittens all like him by now so it's not as dangerous.

........and look Australia look. there's a bit missing from one of its ears, it has a slightly squished looking face, its are eyes moving around constantly like it has a severe case of paranoia and it's foaming at the mouth digging its claws into Hong Kong's hand a bit now.....]

...He's a bit...Lively.... [wincing]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Metaphorically melts on the spot.] Awww, he's adorable!

[scentofbauhinia]

...Yeah...He is... [y-yeah Hong Kong

go along with the delusion. how else do you sell fake watches to tourists and stuff]

Want to hold him? [for the love of god say yes]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Snatches the kitten holds close to his chest. Kitten digs his claws into his shirt and hisses a little.] Stroppy little bugger, in'e? Cute~

[scentofbauhinia]

[making a mental note to ask if tetanus shots exist yet]

Yeah...

He's broken a few things in the house. But I think they were accidents... [eight/nine week old kittens always randomly start trying to kill any inanimate object they think is looking at them oddly...]

[thatsnotaknife]

Nippers are like that, always getting into trouble. Whosa little demonic hellspawn? Whosa? You're a little demonic hellspawn yes you are! Yes you are!

[scentofbauhinia]

[watching ever so closely......

the plan appears to be working]

...So, you like him then?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Kitten is twitching and looking like he's trying to get down.] Well... Yeah, but...

[scentofbauhinia]

But?

I think he likes you too. [does scrappy kitty truly like anyone? he doubts it, but whatever~]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Puts scrappy kitty down and watches him attack his shoelaces.] Do you reckon he looks like an Arnold?

[scentofbauhinia]

[stares.....]

...Yeah. Just like one. [all Arnolds look that homicidal]

Why Arnold?