✿三十九

[scentofbauhinia]

[Friday afternoon, time for a quick phonecall]

[filtered from Nena Trinity]

...'Kay, so I guess I should be trying to get more votes for Nena Trinity to be the Prom Queen.

Like, first of all, she's really cute.

That's basically what these corny popularity contests are really about, right? [Don't shrink, Hong Kong, just say whatever you like why don't

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phoning about the sexy sadisting girlfriend from the future

[hwamei]

Haha, aww, don't be such a spoilsport! This is usually a once in a lifetime thing, you know, so we gotta make the best of it.

[scentofbauhinia]

What's the big deal about wearing a dorky plastic crown for a night?

[waaaait]

Are you like, campaigning to be the queen as well?

[hwamei]

It's not dorky! You're dorky!

Well... it looks interesting, doesn't it?

[scentofbauhinia]

You totally are.

Aren't you?

[hwamei]

I think I'll make it even more interesting.

[scentofbauhinia]

Yeah?

A piglet in a tiara would be something to see I guess. [lmfao such a dick]

[hwamei]

A cow in a crown is way funnier! If Nena's running for prom queen, won't that make you prom king? You're already a prince spoiled rotten, though, so getting another title is really unnecessary.

[scentofbauhinia]

No. You have to run for prom king.

Why would I wanna do something lame like that? Plus you have to suck up to people. [lmao yeah he fails at that]

[hwamei]

That's not how Nena would think it'd work.

Haha, everyone likes Hong Kong [ HAHA n-no maybe... only on the outside... ] so he's not used to doing that, is he?

[scentofbauhinia]

That's true.

I'm cool and everyone values my finacial advice and movies and designer stores. [LMAO]

[hwamei]

Yeah! And everyone likes your super good music and super nice personality and super clear skylines, too, right?

[scentofbauhinia]

...There's more important things than clear skies and music, y'know.

[hides his Andy Lau records forever

and he's working on being more hospitable okay 8(]

[hwamei]

[ we could talk about Jackie Chan's singing career

yes that one

but anyway ]

Ahaha, I hope Nena wins, though. I don't want anyone to die, and if we all do, it'll be your fault because she's your responsibility.

[scentofbauhinia]

[WE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT]

Nothing's going to die. Except dignity and stuff.

I'll keep her preoccupied.

[hwamei]

I guess that's what an open harbor is for, huh!

[scentofbauhinia]

[sigh]

She just doesn't get a lot of things. I think her past was pretty weird and messed up, y'know.

I'll just explain that if people don't win prom queen it's not normal for them to just poison the punch or whatever.