✿三十八

[scentofbauhinia]

[A nice, bright Saturday. Unfortunately, Hong Kong's mood hasn't exactly been fitting of the weather lately, although it has been improved by the return of his sisters. But he's still looking for distractions. What better way than vanity as usual.]

[A. Another oh so important question for you , Mayfield. Phone call: ]

So like, my friend wants to

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[hwamei]

Ehh, won't you get salmonella that way? Ah, a two-pack doesn't make it any less pitiful, though. [ Yes, Hong Kong. We all know this is about you. ]

[scentofbauhinia]

No. That's like, just people being paranoid and health and safety obsessed and stuff. [oh. like you sometimes are, Hong Kong...]

Besides, I'm not talking about me.

[hwamei]

Hahaha! That's a good joke.

Well, I heard Jay Chou has no time to work out, so he just controls his eating. Ooh, but he's been trying to exercise more for his movie! [ The one she missed and sad about because China got to watch it before her!! ] But either way, it'll be really hard for Hong Kong... I wonder if he can he really be like Kato.

[scentofbauhinia]

I'd totally be a better Kato than him.

He said he'd make him play piano because he knew that he'd like, never be as cool and tough as Bruce, so he had to put his own spin on the character.

Kato doesn't play piano. He's just totally stoic and beats people up. [B|

yeah not going to say that he has a costume LMFAO]

[hwamei]

I think that's really creative of him! [ no Hong Kong don't say anything ] Isn't it natural to exploit your talent as much as you can? Jay plays the piano, so he plays the piano in his movies a lot. Bruce is good at martial arts, so he beats people up onscreen a lot. But Hong Kong can't play the piano or beat people up...

[scentofbauhinia]

It isn't.

It's just a marketing ploy so that Western audiences know he's a musician and know more about his real work and stuff and maybe buy his records.

And you only think that 'cause you want to be Mrs.Jay Chou and stuff. [LMAO]

[hwamei]

Well.

Well you only want to be Mrs. Bruce Lee and stuff.

[scentofbauhinia]

Don't be dumb. [he wants to be Mrs. Angelababy LMFAO]

Anyway, I shouldn't be talking to a piglet when I could be talking to someone who'll help my friend, y'know.

[hwamei]

This cute girl could help your friend if he actually wanted to work out, you know!

[scentofbauhinia]

...Will this uncute girl yell and hit him a lot?

[hwamei]

I dunno who you're talking about.

[scentofbauhinia]

Yeah. She does that.

Acts violent and then can't remember doing it.

[hwamei]

Mm, I think I know her now! She's actually really pretty and she only gave your friend a little push last time!

[scentofbauhinia]

...No. We're definitely not thinking of the same person.

How is she gonna help my friend then?

[hwamei]

She thinks your friend needs a sport.

She also thinks he need more friends because real friends help their friends right away and don't ask for help from strangers over the phone.

[scentofbauhinia]

Maybe he doesn't want to ask his friends because he wants to remain anonymous, y'know.

...Which sport?