✿三 April Fool's Event

[scentofbauhinia]

...The phone's ringing a lot today.

Hello?

[Does he sound annoyed? Not a chance.]

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[straycheshire]

Hello.

[scentofbauhinia]

Who's calling please?

[straycheshire]

A simple stray, who is answering?

[scentofbauhinia]

Hong Kong.

If you're a stray you must be lucky to have phone access.

[a_thousandyears]

Wai?

[scentofbauhinia]

[Erm what. Not a schitzo. Not a schitzo.]

Lei ho.

...You sound familiar.

[a_thousandyears]

So do you.

[scentofbauhinia]

I'd say I think you're me.

But that might have connotations.

[Crazy ones.]

[silentsmashed]

Hm. So that's the purpose of this... thing. Who are you?

[scentofbauhinia]

It's a telephone. You use it to talk to people.

And I'm Hong Kong.

[mostpopulous]

Hong Kong, aru? Is that you?

[scentofbauhinia]

Teacher? Dai lou?

Yeah it's me.

[what are you talking about he doesn't sound pleased]

[mostpopulous]

[why can't I clasp you to my commie bosom and never let go ;A;]

Ah, very good! Yes, yes, your teacher is here, aru. How have you been? Has England been treating you well, aru? Has been a long time, very long.

[scentofbauhinia]

[because my eyebrows get in the way]

More like two weeks. You came to check on me. Again.

Don't you remember?

[leavejapanalone]

Hong Kong, is that you?

[scentofbauhinia]

Taiwan?

I just saw you. What's the matter?

[leavejapanalone]

Nothing, I was wondering what you were doing talking through this telephone.

[scentofbauhinia]

...You called me.

[sigh]

Is Netherlands being creepy? I can come over again if you like?