✿三十一

[scentofbauhinia]

[Taking advantage of a clear, autumn afternoon, Hong Kong has decided to set up a somewhat makeshift easel on the porch and can be found:

a) Painting. And yep, it's not porn for a change. There are several painted wall scrolls hanging up to dry around the porch, of everything traditional from dragons and tigers to cranes, Mandarin ducks and fish.

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[lotuslife]

[don't mind me just sneaking up to read your calligraphy]

[scentofbauhinia]

[oh so the one she's currently reading: five main cantonese swear words and all of them mean dick

if you didn't know that you do now

carrying right on with his painting]

[lotuslife]

[e...eh...........

s-squeak

and stomping up to him stammering broken English you know it's really bad when she starts messing up her English] H-hey! What this ridiculous?!!?

[scentofbauhinia]

[SNORT

attempts to cover the noise up with a cough] ...What?

[lotuslife]

Y-you thinking this funny?! What... what they going to thinking about you when they-- when they see- [nnngh burying her face in her hands]

[scentofbauhinia]

...What are you talking about?

I was thinking about selling this one to England.

[points to a scroll with a black cat design. and "motherfucker" written in his best calligraphy]

[lotuslife]

Wh-why you putting those words!!! [WHACKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD]

[scentofbauhinia]

Ow. [rubbing his head]

What's your problem? I think maybe your Chinese has gotten rusty.

[lotuslife]

T...this... It say... 'penis'...

[scentofbauhinia]

[HAHAHAHA] No.

It says 'peace and tranquility'.

[lotuslife]

[...squints at it]

N-no, it doesn't saying that!

[scentofbauhinia]

It really does.

...Are you feeling alright? Would you like to sit down and have some tea or something?

[lotuslife]

N-no. [takes out a knife]

[scentofbauhinia]

[sort of moving in front of the pictures] What's that for?

[lotuslife]

To tearing them up, make so easier to light on fire.

[scentofbauhinia]

There will be no tearing them up or lighting them on fire.