If only you could literally fuck a day.
Before i even go into the logistics of this entry, i'd like to get one thing in the open. Yes, i have smoked before, and this entry is not completely hypocritical of me. However, 4.20 can go fuck itself in the ass. (Read: in the rhetorical sense of course.) No, i'm not against people smoking, to each his own. Although if anyone else messages me saying "Toooomm i'm so fuckkkign higggh." i'm going to break their faces. Moving forward now, I have always wondered why this day got more recognition than any other holid-let me stop myself there, 4.20 isn't even a holiday. Therefore, it should not be treated like one. Honestly people, when was the last time you walked into a Hallmark and saw a "HEY ITS 4.20 LETS GET FUCKED UP!" card. Don't give me shit about commercialism & holidays, cause if it were truly a holiday i'm sure we can get enough cunts to spend $2.99 a card to go publicize their own ignorance. Even though we already have enough people making their own cards those of which resemble a third grade remedial art project. To be quite honest, the cards i did see were also not impressive, apparently, hooked on phonics doesnt work when you're stuck on stupid. To the majority of people who go around publicizing it, cut it out. Chances are you've never put a joint to your lips in the whole 14 years you've been alive. Everyone sees through it and you're not cool. How about you go back to the "I'm going to kill myself, my life is so bad" phase. Atleast then you didnt pretend you were high and eat everyone's food. Piggly bastards.