May 23, 2008 10:56
I'm super happy yet super sad that the semester is over.
Now, I don't get to see MUN kids as often as I'd like to. (At least, for some of them, I won't have to see them anymore, and they won't steal my fucking power cord, hahahaha.)
"Would you rather eat Taco or your FOOT?!"
"So, what's your superhero name?" "Captain Rational."
"I built half this car, the other half was built by Germans."
"Do you see those trees out there? Is that not the great outdoors?"
"Excuse me, a banana cow is just a glass of milk with a banana in it."
"Not only does she talk in her sleep, she fucking hogs the bed!!"
"I built this hotel."
"Have you seen my pants?" "I lost my pants."
"I don't care what you say, Simz is coming." "Simz, I know you like handling money, but c'mon!!"
"Tornado legs would be AWESOME."
"Women DO love pickup lines."