gallo is god
okay, i admit when i heard first that vincent gallo was selling his sperm i thought it was hilarious but a good idea. i mean, he's beautiful and talented and naturally most women would want a child from a man like that.
i thought, well, i could rob a bank, buy his sperm and freeze it for when i'm ready to have a child.....
right.
my sister just sent me an email with some of his exceptions.
here is the email my sister wrote me this morning:
verm, you were right he's selling his sperm, he's also willing to bang you for another 500,000.
"If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself."
isnt that in other words whoring yourself?? but i guess since he's a "star" he can whore him self and not get in shit for it. i mean he's willing to fuck you as well BUT he will NOT fuck you or give you his sperm if you are black!
"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes."
and look how stupid..
"If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt"
i love his music and his movies but i cant fucking stand him i really cant.
-joan
ah, what a shame....
i'm taking back the love i had given to vincent gallo and applying it to my pre-exsisting love for joaquin phoenix (yes, this love emerged way before :walk the line: ever exsisted: you should all watch :to die for:
i thought, well, i could rob a bank, buy his sperm and freeze it for when i'm ready to have a child.....
right.
my sister just sent me an email with some of his exceptions.
here is the email my sister wrote me this morning:
verm, you were right he's selling his sperm, he's also willing to bang you for another 500,000.
"If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself."
isnt that in other words whoring yourself?? but i guess since he's a "star" he can whore him self and not get in shit for it. i mean he's willing to fuck you as well BUT he will NOT fuck you or give you his sperm if you are black!
"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes."
and look how stupid..
"If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt"
i love his music and his movies but i cant fucking stand him i really cant.
-joan
ah, what a shame....
i'm taking back the love i had given to vincent gallo and applying it to my pre-exsisting love for joaquin phoenix (yes, this love emerged way before :walk the line: ever exsisted: you should all watch :to die for: